DELTARUNE Quotes Bot

* "Dear Catty, thank you for the honor of this junior dance."
* "Your eyes are like whirlpools of molten cat food..."
* "... the expensive kind you have to buy at the pet store."
* Signed... Asriel!?

* Kris, Susie...
* There is a LEGEND in this land.
* A LEGEND that one day, two HEROES of LIGHT will arrive,
* And fulfill the ancient prophecy, foretold by time and space.
* Please, Heroes...
* Listen to my tale...

* K.ROUND - AT 9 DF 3
* It's being controlled into attacking...!
* (Though, wouldn't it just attack anyway...?)

* Hey, uh, Kris?
* So, uh, sneaking actually really sucks.
* Let's just go super fast.

* (You and Susie decided to go really really fast in every Stealth Zone.)

Uh oh! Weed alert!

* Susie joined the party!

* ...

* Susie follows at a distance such that no one can tell she's associated!

* Um, H... Hippa... um...
* Hyper Potato Mask.
* That's your name, right?

* I want this place to be a place...
* Where you can forget about the real world for a while.
* Just relax, OK...?
* And if anything tough happens,
* I'll come help you two, as fast as I can!

* (For some strange reason, a giant toilet-shaped toilet is blocking the way.)

* (The computer's wallpaper is a rotating slideshow of nature images.)
* (... and, rarely, an image of two buff superheroes embracing, blushing.)

* I know. I do not exactly have a "flair" for entertainment.
* That's why I don't write my own sermons. Or... anything, anymore.
* I don't think my father could rest well knowing I was... tarnishing his legacy.

It CAN'T just be me!
Just ME... alone.
Glooby... against the whole world...
... it can't be...

* Haha, like you're one to talk, idiot!
* You got so few friends...
* Your mom was even happy you, heh...
* ... uh, made friends with me, I guess.
* ...
* ... man, we could've been friends way before.
* Isn't that stupid...?

* So thou hath beateneth The Crappeth out of Me.

* Seriously? A REAL gamer would pay ANY transaction!

* Whose dream is this?
* Kris's dream?
* Susie's dream?

* Whose dream is this?
* Knight's dream?
* My dream?

* Whose dream is this?
* ... you left it here.

* Huh...? Price... what?
* ... it says it costs... uh...

* $999,999,999!?

* Great ENEMY! SUSCRIBE NOW!

* Lancer hath benounced me "Vice Fathere..."
* Forthhence, I do All the Cookinge and Cleaninge.
* Perhapsth, I shouldst seeketh a New Employere...

* ...
* ... man.
* There's nothing that pisses me off more...
* ... than people who don't tell you the whole deal.

* This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris.
* In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference.
* So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing.
* If we can manage to do that...
* I believe this tale may have a happy ending.

* Susie...
* ... she's...
* She's a really really nice person, Kris.
* How can she be so kind...?
* ... how?

* Good day, boss.
* Much to my chagrin, it seems we've become a Cat Cafe.
* What is it that I must say...? ... "nya," was it?
* I hope it is to your liking. Would you like anything?

* "Holidays happen whether you like it or not!"

* "Even though everyone likes holidays."

* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...?
* I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean?
* You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um,
* Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore.
* (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...)

* (There's a book here.)
* (You lick the page...)
* (It's delicious!)
* (This must be what they meant by flavor text.)

* You Get Me Kris
* You Do Not Do Crazy Things Like "Have Opinions"

...
Kris...

...
don't
forget,
Kris...

...
you promised.

* (Everyone climbed into the trash.)

* ...
* B... but why her?
* Wait, let me guess... is it because...
* She's weak enough to make into your peon?

* Haha No
* Just The Opposite
* It's Because She's Strong