more people should listen to all star by smash mouth
someBODY once asked
could i spare some change-ed drafts
i need to post my content in a safe space
🎶 Somebody once spilled T: “Now go do what thou wilt, see.”
The Age of Horus started, he said
He was looking kinda fat in a pyramidal hat
With a triangle perched on his forehead 🎶
[professor]: who is your favorite occultist and poet we have discussed this semester
[me]: allstar crowley
[professor]: ...did you say "aleister crowley"?
[me]: yes, allstar crowley
reader, i failed the class.
so whats wrong with taking the paststreets
[unearthed from my drafts folder]
that movie "once" but it's the the second word of the song All Star by Smash Mouth
the past tense of william tell is william someBODY once told
the mascot for lysol should be a shooting star because it breaks the mold.
[extremely ed sheeran voice]
fingers locked in the shape of L
on a forehead wide as hell
tools are dull, but the shed is well
im in love with someBODY
do not ask for whom the bell tolls
it tolls for someBODY
ice cream is short from the ice we skate is getting pretty thin cream
rock and roll is short for rock and the world is gonna roll me
Old Yeller is short for someBODY once tOld me Yeller.
the sunBODY also rises
by earnest hemmingbackstreets
Robert Cohn was once someBODY, a boxing champion of Princeton. Do not think that I am very much impressed by that as a boxing title (I am not the sharpest tool in the shed), but it meant a lot to Cohn. He thought boxing looked kinda dumb with its
We did! It made sense at the time and also now.
a sighting of Kelly is rare much like a diamond
is all star by smash mouth a christmas carol?
repost for "yes"
like for "definitely yes"
reply with "hey now" to vote "emphatically yes"
duck
I wish I was the one in the costume, it looked so fun.
Sorry I missed you!
Serious post time.
Sincere thanks to every single person who chatted with me, came to the Secret Lair panel, waved, hi-fived, or told me the secret word this weekend at #MCAtlanta! I am so grateful to have met all of you. You are what make Magic wonderful and amazing to work on and play.
someBODY once asked
could I fly out to a magiccon
to hang out at a gathering space
i said yep what a concept
i could host a secret panel myself
at 3:30 on Friday, mana staaaaage
(I am hosting the Secret Lair Reveal party today at 3:30 PM on the #MCAtlanta Mana Stage. Secrets revealed!)
An all-star, you say? Hey now, could you use a little change? If you can match up with the likes of @stevesunu.bsky.social, this job might just be yours. Get your game on, go apply. #WotCstaff
Peak content
🎵SomeBODY please give him
The card from this past weekend
The Dodgers One Piece TCG collab🎵
Rare non-smash mouth post:
I am looking to acquire the recent One Piece LA Dodgers card from this past weekend. It is very cool. If you have one or know someone that might be willing to part with it, please let me know!
I guess the post is getting good engagement.
[at a fancy seafood restaurant]
me: garcon, is the skate here prepared in different ways?
waiter: why yes. our specialty is to serve it chilled as carpaccio
me: so, would you say...the icy skate is getting pretty thin?
waiter: get out.
WELL
the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
fed to the rules and i hit the gate nullin’
THEY SAID THE THING YOU ALL HEARD THEM!!!!
Highlight of my week. Thanks for the shout out, @goberthicks.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @bmkibler.bsky.social
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every instrumental bridge for every pop song is improved if you superimpose the whistling portion of All Star by Smash Mouth over it. i will not be taking questions at this time.
someBODY once told me
a small whale shark plushie
would find itself on Alison’s bed
[extremely seal voice]
baby
i compare you to the sharpest tool inside the shed
ooo the more she looks dumb with the shape of an L on her head
now that someBODY once told
the world’s gonna roll me again
