Steve Sunu

I wish I was the one in the costume, it looked so fun.

Sorry I missed you!

Serious post time.

Sincere thanks to every single person who chatted with me, came to the Secret Lair panel, waved, hi-fived, or told me the secret word this weekend at #MCAtlanta! I am so grateful to have met all of you. You are what make Magic wonderful and amazing to work on and play.

someBODY once asked
could I fly out to a magiccon
to hang out at a gathering space
i said yep what a concept
i could host a secret panel myself
at 3:30 on Friday, mana staaaaage

(I am hosting the Secret Lair Reveal party today at 3:30 PM on the #MCAtlanta Mana Stage. Secrets revealed!)

An all-star, you say? Hey now, could you use a little change? If you can match up with the likes of @stevesunu.bsky.social, this job might just be yours. Get your game on, go apply. #WotCstaff

Peak content

🎵SomeBODY please give him
The card from this past weekend
The Dodgers One Piece TCG collab🎵

Rare non-smash mouth post:

I am looking to acquire the recent One Piece LA Dodgers card from this past weekend. It is very cool. If you have one or know someone that might be willing to part with it, please let me know!

I guess the post is getting good engagement.

[at a fancy seafood restaurant]
me: garcon, is the skate here prepared in different ways?
waiter: why yes. our specialty is to serve it chilled as carpaccio
me: so, would you say...the icy skate is getting pretty thin?
waiter: get out.

WELL

the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
fed to the rules and i hit the gate nullin’

THEY SAID THE THING YOU ALL HEARD THEM!!!!

Highlight of my week. Thanks for the shout out, @goberthicks.bsky.social @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com @bmkibler.bsky.social

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every instrumental bridge for every pop song is improved if you superimpose the whistling portion of All Star by Smash Mouth over it. i will not be taking questions at this time.

someBODY once told me
a small whale shark plushie
would find itself on Alison’s bed

[extremely seal voice]
baby
i compare you to the sharpest tool inside the shed
ooo the more she looks dumb with the shape of an L on her head
now that someBODY once told
the world’s gonna roll me again

hot ONE-y once told me
the sun was drifting closely
i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
she was whispering the words
that melted when were heard
it was cool with no sweat on her forehead

what is your favorite all star by smash mouth
ill start
it's smooth by santana ft rob thomas

hey now
youre an all star
northern lights look
like this
hey now
you're a rock star
aurora borealis

new suggestion for a show:

is it all star by smash mouth?

like is it cake but instead it's trying to figure out if something is all star by smash mouth.

all star by smash mouth except its a concerto except its a multi layer cake except its a gas station on the merritt parkway in connecticut

bee MOVIE once told me
the world can be quite homey
(i didn't actually watch the film)

lfg

Well, the rogues start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fell to the ground and then hit the ground running
Didn’t make sense not to hide but uh,
Our barb just yawped and charged oh fuuuu—

hello

someBODY once told me
to roll a natural 20
to perceive if something vital was said
but the die came up a 1
so i got to have some fun
hearing only the sound of some wheat bread

[morpheus]: what if i told you the matrix was real
[me]: what if i told you the world is gonna roll you

Smash Mouth warned us all that the world was gonna roll us and like fools we didn’t listen.

clown question, kristen

obviously it's option 3

i wonder how many dentists play smash mouth in their waiting room to encourage repeat clients

if you can shake a spear, then you can certainly smash a mouth.

aleister crowley is short for all star by smash mouth crowley