*slowly turning into the daffy duck creature with the screwball flag, polka dots, a flower head and huge feet*
this makes sense
2026 - everything is a honeypot to trap you into eternal servitude. kitkats in america still don't have green tea flavor. this is the best of all possible worlds
*waking up*
oh fuck
*looking at the world*
this shit sucks
me: slashers are not horror films. slashers feature human antagonists - they may be abnormally strong or crafty or otherwise gifted, but they're human. that's why the first five friday the 13th movies are so different from those that come after
them: sir, this is a wendy's
me: i know that
My personal ranking of the Friday the 13th movies:
1. Friday the 13th (1980) - Classic twist ending
2. Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter (1984) - Corey Feldman is in this one
3. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988) - Telekinesis vs an immortal revenant
Friday the 13th the Series : The X-Files :: The People Under the Stairs : Don't Breathe
In middle school my friends and I got bullied for liking Star Wars. But now everyone likes Star Wars, except for Star Wars fans, who hate Star Wars
salt, pepa & spinderella looking all lair of the white worm in the 'let's talk about sex' video
i have never been more certain of being on the right side of history on this matter. there have been few moments in my life when that has happened. the us admin is festering and has to be torn out root and stem
incorrectly regarded as goofs:
in demolition man john spartan calls having sex "the hunka chunka" which nobody in history has ever used as a euphemism. however, demolition man takes place in an alternate universe in which "the hunka chunka" is what everyone calls sex
Me, studying any kind of history or social issue: Hmm, interesting, but awful
those who refuse to learn from history are the ones who keep fucking it up for the rest of us
sabrina carpenter is a gen-z julie brown
via Reddit u/SanBuenapero
I know 3 things about chumbawamba -- 1. They should be named 'chumbawumba' 2. That whiskey drink cider drink song is cool 3. They are punk anarchists
*me looking into the distance with tears in my eyes*
the cars don't hop. they don't hop no more
babies on their first day
In this age to stand out you have to NOT write like an LLM that has been trained on YOUR writing to sound exactly like YOU
I'm from the Chumbawumba parallel Universe
i have no idea if krusty's version of 'send in the clowns' is how the actual song goes and i have no interest in knowing
when morrowind is too hard and skyrim is too easy
things are tight right now. if anyone wants to throw a dollar or two toward my experimental visions it would be appreciated: johnnypi.itch.io
Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...
I liked the Epstein files better the first time: when they were called "The 120 Days of Sodom"
i love me a good cemetary, and greenwood cemetary in orlando looks like a really good cemetary
rate my build: processor built from darkest obsidian, cooling fans of red eagle feathers and turtle bones, a hard drive that etches its information into a tablet of living flesh with a rusty tattoo needle, cabling of sinews and silver thread, scrimshawed case, a mid-range video card
it keeps happening!
*struggling to sound inspiring* uh, the good people of the united states must indeed embody the spirit of bebe's kids in their opposition to ice, this fascist administration, and all policing
the frontline is everywhere
