It was a NUKE! I forgot an evil digimon launched a nuke at their neighborhood (and also Colorado)
Happy 25 year anniversary to the Digimon Movie
I did not remember and was not prepared for what caused the splash in this scene
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
I hope that the interest accruing from my tithing dollars in some gigantic mutual fund is also going towards paying her royalties
No crazy frog Miku? How dissapointing 🤨
Like a smartwatch or fancy glasses?
The internet has lost all decorum! But honestly that's on me for having expectations of basic human decency.
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
We don’t abide such fripperies
The only scenario I can imagine how they'd know this is that the landlord offered Luigi an "alternative" way to pay rent and he had to think of something fast
The Chili's salsa isn't going to eat itself
i try to post here more often, but i never get advertised to, i don't think anyone's scraping my data, and i get the sinking feeling nobody's making much money off me. hard to know what the point is
soon
It’s just not thanksgiving if you haven’t gotten into a heated argument over the rules of Rummikub with your entire family
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Every time somebody snidely says "lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man" they're talking specifically about me. That's okay. It rocks. I wish this level of confidence for everybody, it makes everything so easy.
Parameterball xkcd.com/2852
I’m listening to the 1989 vault tracks on repeat and there is no sign of stopping !
I’m so awkward I’m like if Michael Cera was a person
I cannot believe that this meme came from The Shining 😂
Jack is absolutely terrifying for two hours and then does this silly goofy brrr I’m so cold face
I can do all things through the weekend which strengthens me 🙏
All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.
Last night we started spooky movie month by watching “The Thing” which was awesome and very spooky.
Next on the list I think is going to be a Stephen King movie, like Carrie or The Mist. What’s your favorite Stephen King thriller?
Sometimes a coworker says "I already explained this to you!" and I say "Uh huh, uh-huh, and did it seem like I was paying attention?"
Apparently this is considered very annoying, and Not Funny.
I tried to stay away but twitter sucked me back. Do you feel like bluesky is going to replace twitter for you?
