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Freedom loving farmer fella. Pushing my radical farming agenda. It's pronounced nonsense. #NAFO #Farmer #Fella #NAFOTractorBrigade Soup Centrist Party Member Pronouns: HI/MARS

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05.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
05.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pornbot giving educational lectures? We really are in the dumbest timeline🤦‍♂️

05.03.2026 01:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You can block, but you can’t hide….🤷‍♂️

05.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A rather ableist comment from someone who supposedly deals with diversity 🤦‍♂️

05.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 13    📌 0
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Trump: other countries aren't laughing at us anymore!

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Fire and Snow
YouTube video by The Farmer & The Cheesemaker Fire and Snow

More Marv-ellous adventures Among The Bovines!

youtu.be/au1rjWcas9k?...

04.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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LOL🤣

04.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 111    🔁 24    💬 1    📌 1
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Good of you to call out the abusive govt of Iran 🤷‍♂️

04.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m so sick of hauling around armloads of feed. This would make things so much faster with less body strain

04.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yup

04.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a steal. I’ll take 2!!

04.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There’s snow in Iran right now?? Hmm go figure. I thought this was a Georgian woman last year?🤷‍♂️

04.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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I needed one of the giant used grain bags from under the barn last night. I grabbed it and a possum shot out and ran under my boots to get to it’s hidey hole 🤗 true story 🤷‍♂️

04.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Having one of these thingumabobbies not available in the states would make me whole 🤗

04.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
Mass Shooting Tracker

Found this site for US mass shootings.

America is more violent than ever.

Violence begets violence

Please 🙏 stop, it’s not about mental health. It’s about a culture where the DoD is now the Department of War, intentionally.

massshootingtracker.site

04.03.2026 05:00 — 👍 1085    🔁 394    💬 53    📌 13

🤔 sign of previous syphilis? 🤔

04.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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04.03.2026 12:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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04.03.2026 12:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Islam isn’t a race. If anything it’s ableist for mocking a total fucking idiot

04.03.2026 11:27 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I stole this from someone’s FB 😝

04.03.2026 11:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC…Drumph really wants to be god emperor. But we know what happens to them 🤷‍♂️

04.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Yup. Or bots tryna sow discord… but they didn’t count on us🤣

04.03.2026 03:09 — 👍 31    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Boo-yah mofos. Like I was saying the other day….

04.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We are entering a new planting and cropping season with far fewer farm workers. Farm jobs' minimum wage and working conditions are not palatable to Americans.

Increasing gas prices from war and tariffs are going to make prices spike.

Expect food prices to go even higher.

#TrumpsWarOnOurEconomy

03.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 771    🔁 382    💬 4    📌 0

I triggered a bunch of similars today. Mostly claiming to be socialist or communist of some ilk

04.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0