Cat Vs Cat

It was the blurst of times.

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, and Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, nao together on a light blue sheet next to a grey pillow.

Rainy Caturday.

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, licks his human's head.

"Hold still, stinky human!"
🖤🤍🖤-Squirt

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, paws at the newly-installed window screen to test how cat-proof it is.

Testing out the new window screen.
🖤🤍🖤-Squirt

Scaries, even. We're cats, we don't double-check autocorrect.

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sleeps with his eyes partially open, his head looking up from the black mesh shorts of his father, while his brother Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, lays up against him.

We dont get Sunday scariest because we're cats.
🩶🤍🩶Puff
🖤🤍🖤Squirt

Edibles and art museums on rainy days.

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache and white front paws, and Squirt, A black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache and white paws, are on a baby blue sheet lying on a sage green couch. Puff's paws are dangling over the front of the couch, while he stares slightly up and to the left of the photographer's view. There was a spider on the ceiling. Squirt is to the right of Puff, lying on his left side with his white paws touching Puff's left arm. From this position he is looking over his right shoulder towards the photographer. The result is him looking at us upside-down. A small red mouse can be seen near his butt. In front them is a black television remote control and a silver HP laptop, faced away from the photographer, towards cats. [Dad Note: They always steal my seat when I get coffee before the meeting starts when I work from home. They get to curl up next to me during meetings when I don't need my camera on, so I can abandon the desk for the couch and project the meeting onto my television. Gotta multi-task snuggles with the boys when I work from home. :-) ]

Sorry, Dad is unavailable to attend the department meeting.
🩶🤍🩶Puff
🖤🤍🖤Squirt
#alttext #tuxedocats #dapercats #catswithjobs

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, pretends to sleep with one eye partially open.

Wake me up when September ends.
🖤🤍🖤-Squirt

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, naps with his paw resting over Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache.

We've had some cool days lately. Perfect napping weather.
🖤🤍🖤Squirt
🩶🤍🩶Puff

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, and Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, sit on a grey bedsheet.

Just chilling together on #Caturday.
🩶🤍🩶-Puff
🖤🤍🖤-Squirt

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sits in a black tote next to a dark navy shirt that says "DREAM TEAM Des Moines"

We're helping Dad pack for RAGBRAI with the Dream Team.
🩶🤍🩶-Puff

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, naps with his back to Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache. They are napping on a couch covered with a grey sheet.

Lazy Sunday morning for us.
🩶🤍🩶Puff
🖤🤍🖤Squirt

Squirt, and black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, looks over his shoulder at the camera while it rains outside the glass door in front of him.

"It's raining. Again."
🖤🤍🖤-Squirt

Screenshot of a text message from the catsitter that says "Squirt continues to try to kill me. And you should expect to be cuddled extensively by squirt when you're back"

Dad has been gone this week. But the antics continue.
🖤🤍🖤- Squirt

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, looks distressed that Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, is snuggling up against him.

We've been busy this spring watching birds and harassing each other while Dad has been busy working and chasing kids on bikes, mentoring the Dream Team youth training for RAGBRAI.
🩶🤍🩶🖤🤍🖤 - Puff & Squirt

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, enjoys a nice warm laptop keyboard.

Access Denied.
🖤🤍🖤 -Squirt

Puff, a gray and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, appears shocked while sitting in his blue cat bed, to discover the document titled Kansas in front of him is a map and not a concert ticket.

"I just discovered that my ticket to Kansas is not for a concert."
🩶🤍🩶 -Puff

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, states contently from his cat bed.

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, has fallen asleep in his Shark bed on a blue chair. His palm tree scratching post is behind him.

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."
-Mark Twain
🩶🤍🖤 Puff & Squirt 🖤🤍🩶

No sympathy for nazis

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, is laying on top of a collection of catnip toys in a tote.

Chilling in the toy box.
🖤🤍🖤 -Squirt

Good morning from my friend Ella in Canada. Elbows up, she says.

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, sits in front of two maps hanging from the wall and another rolled up next to him.

If you need maps, I'm your cat.
🩶🤍🩶 -Puff

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, does not know calendars or the days of the week. Here he eyes the camera while wriggling out of a play tube on his back with a toy pretzel in his right paw.

Hang in there! It's almost Friday!
🖤🤍🖤 -Squirt

Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, smirks at the camera.

I am pleased to report that my poops got better this week with a dewormer treatment.
🖤🤍🖤 -Squirt

WrestleMania amongst the bikes this morning.
🩶🤍🖤 -Puff & Squirt
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This is the first time I've used the water fountain instead of the water bowl.
🖤🤍🖤 -Squirt

Social media in 2025 is forwarding posts and accounts of cats to my cats for them to like and follow.

Puff, a grey and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache, naps in his heated cat bed on a desk between his Dad's work laptop setup and the scanner-printer. Squirt, a black and white tuxedo cat with a black mustache, peaks his head out from around the couch in the top left of the picture.

No kittens are allowed on the desk. Just my heated cat bed and Dad's work stuff.
🩶🤍🩶-Puff
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