Fiasco have got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Was just trying to lick lick
Ehehehe Fiasco have done that
Also big hit: puttin toes in the bellybuton
Anyway, u can pick ur friends
U can pick ur nose
But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at
YAY WOOOOOOOO
Fiasco was HELPING!
YES
BRING TO HOUSE
Hmmmm wat trouble will Fiasco get up to today
Horrible babby am down there somewhere
Fiasco knows it
Definitely SKEMING against me
Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION
Fiasco haves to sniff EVERYTHING that Big Friend is eating because it belong to Big Friend! That the rule!!
Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE*
*told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast
Okay fine
Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside
It a hard knock life
For Fiasco
Fiasco am COMFY
Can't u just sleep on top of covers
Listen
this pine apple go CRACKL CRACKL when u touch it
basically this is disaster for Fiasco
must kill
Well yeah cause it not a Porsche
Fiasco am murder
a PINE APPLE
(to death)
NO
Fiasco want more lifestyle
And a Porsche!
Wen are we giving her back, by the way
HAI JEFF
Not yet!
Her says this is oddly unfair bc Fiasco sit on HER allatime
Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE
do no disturb (thanks)
There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards
Like someone shud make that a law maybe
(A real bite not just crust of stuff)
NO
Get rid of horrible babby & Fiasco will come sit with u!!
What dat? Slorp LOUDER???
Wat is good in life? LOUD SCHLORP SCHLORP
Soft! :)
Good to squish! :)
Total focus
No can talk
Kneading
