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Fiasco the cat

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Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).

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me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with a ticked-off expression and lightly airplaned ears, sitting in a fluffy white cat bed. behind me is a blue wall with colourful posters on it.

Horrible babby am down there somewhere

Fiasco knows it

Definitely SKEMING against me

01.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 403    🔁 27    💬 4    📌 0

Fiasco was here FIRST and hims am NOT MOVING despite KITTEN INVASION

10.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 234    🔁 18    💬 8    📌 0

Fiasco haves to sniff EVERYTHING that Big Friend is eating because it belong to Big Friend! That the rule!!

06.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 76    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.

a ticked-off looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on the top shelf of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws hanging over the edge. behind him is a wall with colourful posters.

Says he's never talking to me again because I was MEAN and UNREASONABLE*

*told him to get his head out of my oatmeal because who just goes around sticking their entire head into someone else's breakfast

06.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 474    🔁 41    💬 22    📌 2
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying in a fuzzy white bed bolted to the edge of a desk (not visible). i am looking to the left with baleful green eyes.

Okay fine

Dis perch is pretty good for watch squirrel outside

05.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 501    🔁 21    💬 5    📌 0
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, doing absolutely NOTHING while lying in a cardboard box lined with a dark grey blanket. two paws are hanging over the edge of the box.

It a hard knock life

For Fiasco

02.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 2688    🔁 146    💬 49    📌 2

Fiasco am COMFY

Can't u just sleep on top of covers

01.02.2026 04:41 — 👍 83    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listen

this pine apple go CRACKL CRACKL when u touch it

basically this is disaster for Fiasco

must kill

30.01.2026 17:01 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well yeah cause it not a Porsche

30.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, killing a fabric cat toy in the shape of a yellow and green pineapple. i am lying on a grey and white rug.

Fiasco am murder

a PINE APPLE

(to death)

30.01.2026 16:49 — 👍 414    🔁 25    💬 17    📌 0

NO

Fiasco want more lifestyle

And a Porsche!

30.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 49    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 1

Wen are we giving her back, by the way

26.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 123    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

HAI JEFF

26.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not yet!

Her says this is oddly unfair bc Fiasco sit on HER allatime

25.01.2026 22:53 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, asleep on my side on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured faux fur blanket

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, asleep on my side on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured faux fur blanket

Fiasco am on hims BLANKIE

do no disturb (thanks)

25.01.2026 20:36 — 👍 379    🔁 22    💬 8    📌 1

There shud be a rule that if Big Friend snips ur claws, u shud get a bite of Big Friend's lunch afterwards

Like someone shud make that a law maybe

(A real bite not just crust of stuff)

19.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 238    🔁 11    💬 13    📌 0

NO

19.01.2026 04:01 — 👍 39    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get rid of horrible babby & Fiasco will come sit with u!!

19.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 67    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

What dat? Slorp LOUDER???

14.01.2026 19:56 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wat is good in life? LOUD SCHLORP SCHLORP

14.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 54    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Soft! :)

Good to squish! :)

13.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Total focus

13.01.2026 00:13 — 👍 40    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No can talk

Kneading

13.01.2026 00:09 — 👍 67    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fiasco was invite to meeting!!

12.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 79    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Good friends with chicknm

10.01.2026 20:10 — 👍 41    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With teeth

10.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 87    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

Fiasco will! Snugle chicken!!

10.01.2026 20:09 — 👍 133    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, facing the viewer with ears just about to severely airplane. i am lying on a fluffy faux-fur blanket the same colour as my fur. behind me is the horrible babby, a fluffy black kitten, who is having a bath.

me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, facing the viewer with ears just about to severely airplane. i am lying on a fluffy faux-fur blanket the same colour as my fur. behind me is the horrible babby, a fluffy black kitten, who is having a bath.

Her right behind me, huh

09.01.2026 03:06 — 👍 394    🔁 27    💬 7    📌 1

IT BLANKIE SEASON

Were is my friend Widget, does him have a blankie

06.01.2026 20:31 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No no AARRGHHH Big Friend have come over to smooch Fiasco on head "Oh ur so cute"

FIASCO AM BIG MAN

NO SMOOCH SMOOCH

06.01.2026 20:29 — 👍 149    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0