polly❣️

mr gorbachev, put a gloryhole in this wall

vile pit of emptiness and despair

At the 2024 funeral of Pål Enger, who stole Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” from Norway's National Gallery in 1994 (leaving behind a note: “a thousand thanks for your poor security”), not one but two photos of his getaway ladder were displayed, and his coffin was draped in a reproduction of "The Scream"

lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children

truly why i don't shave anymore

Maya (of Pen15) on the roof being a creepy stalker

me, watching y'all scroll past my posts

They’re gonna be so bummed when they realize this wing wasn’t built when James Madison hid the original Declaration of Independence so he couldn’t have hidden it in the walls, the riddle in the library floor must have meant something else.

Ronald Reagan narrates a new anti-tariff ad from Canada The new commercial is part of a $75 million ad campaign by Ontario aimed at Republican voters.

Holy shit.

Game 7 between the Jays and the Mariners just ran an pro-free trade ad, targeted to American workers, decrying tariffs.

The twist being that, if you don't catch it beforehand, Ronald Reagan is revealed as the speaker in the closing seconds.

What PAC is this? The Province of Ontario.

deadass same

I have so many faults the US Geological Survey monitors my activity

Masked Israeli Settlers Assault Palestinians, Torch Cars in West Bank Israeli settlers violently assault Palestinian civilians harvesting olives in Turmus Ayya. IDF condemns attacks, no arrests made.

"One of the victims in the assault was a 55-year-old Palestinian woman named Umm Saleh Abu Alia, whom BBC reports had to be hospitalized after being knocked unconscious by a baton-wielding masked settler."
#WestBank #Palestine #Israel #Genocide #EthnicCleansing

They should replace the White House with a really wide bike lane

If You Give a Mouse a Cookie is Capitalist Propaganda

Oh hell yeah they're doin skaven shit

Chicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General Strike It was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike.

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking

www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

You know how David lynch was about coffee and cigarettes and Diet Coke my aim is to be like that but for other foodstuffs I’m thinking maybe matcha and cream puffs

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Thread- I said not to brag but im probably really good at pole vaulting Then some Addict cakes angry old bat said “it’s harder than it looks,” and I said “no it’s not.”

sounds like someone doesn’t want to see me pole vault

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford

Sorry kids you're only getting half a razor in your candy this year. Times are tough.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Wall Street’s Bid For Your Power Regulators just greenlit BlackRock’s acquisition of a Midwestern power company — the latest deal in the private equity giant’s spending spree on public infrastructure.

NEWS: In a case with national implications, @governorwalz.mn.gov's officials are approving Blackrock's takeover of one of the Midwest’s largest utilities.

Critics say the precedent-setting move paves the way for more Wall Street firms to buy utilities to further hike skyrocketing electricity rates.

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

One thing everyone on this site can agree on is that instead of listening to the new Taylor Swift album people should listen to real music like Steely Dan

girl shut up

Cute baby leopard gecko with the caption “It could happen today.”

type of shit i'm on