Garloid

Melting Mr Beast’s robotic form down into a few ingots

I hope she does otherwise I’ll use neither of these apps

I don’t know yet, she’s taking a nap rn

I’m just going to use it for sports stuff I guess. What broke it for me was seeing thousands of people defend an abuser who killed his wife and himself because she wanted a divorce

It’s genuinely horrifying how much awful shit is shoved down your throat

locomoting my way to her pussy

Please excuse my dear aunt sally (PEMDAS)

My wife hates my white cracker swag

Werkin off

Hood classic

X the everything Nazi App

Blowing up my own feet

Bruh 😂

Playing with my boogers

My cock is so small and lousy that it died

inflating her like a balloon

Yup

thanks bro *unshrinks your penis*

My nipples are way too big

Mic check is this thing on

Facts they forced the computer company Asus to send me a working replacement

Jerkin my gerkin

frying my chicken in crude oil

I keep my husband upstairs with a baby gate

i am going to fuck mr garloids garlussy

Might be one of the worst things I’ve ever said