Melting Mr Beast’s robotic form down into a few ingots
I hope she does otherwise I’ll use neither of these apps
I don’t know yet, she’s taking a nap rn
I’m just going to use it for sports stuff I guess. What broke it for me was seeing thousands of people defend an abuser who killed his wife and himself because she wanted a divorce
It’s genuinely horrifying how much awful shit is shoved down your throat
locomoting my way to her pussy
Please excuse my dear aunt sally (PEMDAS)
My wife hates my white cracker swag
Werkin off
Hood classic
X the everything Nazi App
Blowing up my own feet
Bruh 😂
Playing with my boogers
My cock is so small and lousy that it died
inflating her like a balloon
Yup
thanks bro *unshrinks your penis*
My nipples are way too big
Mic check is this thing on
Facts they forced the computer company Asus to send me a working replacement
Jerkin my gerkin
frying my chicken in crude oil
I keep my husband upstairs with a baby gate
i am going to fuck mr garloids garlussy
Might be one of the worst things I’ve ever said
