Beth

Have yet to meet a Build-A-Bear employee with any light behind their eyes.

It’s that time of year 🌽💐

Respectfully, how I feel in those situations

I think I would be happier if I was just stupider

Now taking suggestions on how to be happy while also conscious of everything

Yep!

Career back up option: become alt punk goth leftist Miss Rachel

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Do y’all think about craft as a form of resistance and art (traditionally women dominated arts such as
fiber arts specifically) and then remember Charlotte’s Web used her weaving and powerful vocabulary to save her friend from slaughter and start crying or do your meds work?

I was actually a huge snob when the Twilight movies/books were reigning supreme but I have left my sense of superior hipsterdom behind and can enjoy things now for what they are: camp 🤌

Also I’m always looking for folks to have a Twilight watch party with I am just saying 👀

This is horrifying and hilarious

Motherhood unlocks a lot of new skills and sadly one is holding something in my hand and then suddenly it’s gone and I have no idea where it is and no amount of tearing apart my surroundings will make it reappear

WHOA

I mean if there’s anything that comes close to “where the hell have you been, loca?” It may be worth it??

New lines?!

I can’t remember any Taylor Swift lyrics accurately or in their entirety but

I know all the words to Welcome to Duloc like a hymnal.

Just remembered one time at church camp they had us sing regular top 40 songs they could twist around into being about Jesus

For example, “One Thing” by Finger Eleven 😂

But damn if no one in this lifetime loves me so completely and unconditionally like that sweet dog 😭

Waking up my senior dog every morning is truly more effort than waking my infant son at this point 😮‍💨

Turns out my husband does not find it sexy or cute when I reply with “hell yeah brother” like a WWE wrestler so I guess it’s time to find a new fun phrase 😮‍💨

Heavy is the crown on the head of the only person in a household who will eat leftovers. 😮‍💨

How it feels to solo parent a rising toddler who won’t sleep through the night for 4 days straight

I love that you do this because it helps me understand the characters and vibe so much more! 💙

Just remembered years ago I asked my (now) spouse if I had dementia a la The Notebook style if he would force me to listen to our love story every day

And he said “Nah I’ll just show you all your favorite memes and internet videos and we can laugh together.” and that’s romance, baby 🥺💖🥰

Those first year of being in love texts, lost forever. 🥲

Yes :(

Wearing a hoodie that says “Fuck Them kids” to child’s birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese is a bold and wild choice.

I yapped about my abortion story in a Chuck E Cheese tonight and that’s two things I never thought I would use in the same sentence but here we are!

Rewatching Modern Family with my spouse and both of us realizing at the same time we are simply Mitch and Cam.

I think it’s the preemptive scowl of anticipation of seeing news 😮‍💨😅

A humbling moment is your phone asking for your passcode because it doesn’t recognize your smiling face 😮‍💨