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MONTRÉAL CUTIES!
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Yeahhh I wouldn’t go back. I’ve been doing all my shitposting lately on IG
Is anyone still kicking around here or are we all moving back to threads and twitter? Feel like my network’s been pretty quiet lately
Stars Wept is such a beautiful, beautiful album 🖤✨
My body is a machine that turns penises into ejaculated penises
She Phillin herself with my Collins till I can feel it in the air tonight
One thing about guys on Grindr is they gonna be named Alex
Guy: (In a thick Eastern European accent) Yes, you lick daddy's balls
Me: ...Did you just self-refer as daddy
peamgrind <3
Had car sex with a guy I found out was an intelligence operator the other day. After he nutted in me I said, “thank you for your service,” and he said, “thank you for paying my taxes” lmfao kill me
Never underestimate a woman with $50 in her pocket and nothing to lose 🖤
Nu pics ~ sorry for the long silence, been busy being a burnout of monumental proportions
Was workshopping a list of Top 10 White Women yesterday how am I doing so far
Porno version of Mr. Robot called Mr. Brocock. Starring Ron Jeremy as Elliot Balledherson and Rob Diesel as Tyrone Swelldick
There have been so many instances in which I've been legitimately down to hook up with a guy, and then he'll speak/write two sentences that instantly turn me off with surgical precision. Truly, nobody cockblocks guys better than guys.
Men on FetLife not being a bunch of disgusting fucking idiots challenge: impossible
Just saw Citizen Kane for the first time. Coldest take imaginable: it is a very, very good film
Rips ~
My sister has a poster about fern life cycles on her wall but it’s all wrong so I relabelled it #botany #botanymemes #plantmemes
I have only watched a single episode of The Office in my life and it gave me a panic attack, I could barely finish it. I understand why people find it funny, but as someone who's worked many (Not Good) office jobs, it just felt like being stuck in a terrible day at work
I was put on this earth to do two things: spreadsheets and spread *it* on the sheets. Autism x Premarital
Realizing that sleep deprivation is perhaps the only thing these days that gets me feeling kinda frisky. I was just awake for 50 consecutive hours, seeing double, and I very nearly downloaded Grindr. Took the shortest of naps and went, “now, why would I ever want to do that?”
The more first names a trans woman uses, the less she can be trusted. If she uses four and at least one of them is “Lilith,” safety guidelines suggest that she should not be permitted to operate a stove without supervision
Reality TV show idea: you air drop me into a random rural Quebecois town with no maps, no information, and about $30 to spend on ingredients, and see how long it takes me to whip up a serviceable doner pita
My Instagram algorithm appears to have surmised that I enjoy looking at images of quirky alternative women. It is correct
Went to a goth store the other day that I used to shop at all the time and realized I’m not super into the style anymore. Found myself saying “this is pretty but there’s too much ornamentation” or “the text is cringe” or “the fabric sucks.” Think I’d rather be simple and comfortable than stylish.
The other day, I ordered a breakfast plate with two hash browns and a muffin. What I received was a breakfast plate with one hash brown and two muffins. I truly believe that since Christ, none have suffered as I have
This year has turned out to be far more interesting and exciting than I had hoped
