CheeseBurgerHelper

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"This use of GenAI is fine because VAs signed contracts to relinquish their rights".

Well yeah, have you seen what happens to those who don't want to sign off on this? Can you really call that consent when the alternative is losing (or never getting) a job?

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a wonderful day! Also thank you for Dick Cheney that was pretty awesome of you.

It’s his day.

@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Dive into Poob

I hate hate hate repeatedly asking for help for car issues but I need help again hahaha

I have a credit card I can put it on but then I’d have multiple full cards again ko-fi.com/acheyri

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

He makes such little sounds for such a big boy 🥺 I love his little back feeties sticking out from all his fluff!!!

goading retribution

my bug friend says that's a brown marmorated stinkbug

HAPPY FISHY PIE FRIDAY!!!

Do not let these milquetoast white men content creators convince you that we are doomed. They are selling fear and profiting off of it. His health is failing. The cult has lost its momentum. The Epstein victims are actively making their case and trials will be happening, worldwide. The GOP is fighting amongst themselves about everything. Dems are winning their elections at federal and state levels. The military is being sent to cities to then stand around and get mocked. Judges have ruled it's illegal to be sent to blue cities in the first place. Alligator Alcatraz got shut down. They're desperate to hire people for ICE because people keep quitting. Protests are happening every week, everywhere. We are in a very scary and very chaotic time. Project 2025 is terrifying. People are being emboldened to be violent, and people are being traumatized and harmed. The country has been divided and damaged, but not beyond repair and rebuild. We will get through this, we can't just give up and comply in advance. Don't let the bastards get you down.

required reading

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Markoth might be the worst boss in hollow knight. Nothing about his fight is good honestly

I played it at the beginning of the year and Lorelei might be one of the best puzzle games I've ever played. Everything is a puzzle and all of them are awesome. The black and white color palette contrasted with the occasional Red/Pink is really really cool!

Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

This is my dear sweet baby boy Chum, he’ll be 3 in September and he likes to lay on his back and look like an idiot. (CheeseBurgerHelper is usually my preferred username)

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi

ok this is objectively the funniest ability in the series

a man is running through a foggy forest with trees in the background ALT: a man is running through a foggy forest with trees in the background

"your twenties are gonna be the best time of your life"

me in my twenties:

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