Capt Andre

i think the bees are after me again

06.01.2026 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WE ARE LEAGUES CUP CHAMPIONS!

01.09.2025 02:08 — 👍 445    🔁 122    💬 3    📌 18

Couldn’t think of a better night for our first win of the season 😎

A late goal from West Seattle’s own Connor O’Keefe helped us pick up all three points and remain undefeated against our East Side rivals!

#WalkAllWays

03.07.2025 04:41 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's matchday in Seattle! 🔥

Every Match | Free | DAZN.com

23.06.2025 14:33 — 👍 43    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 1

i think every business regardless of type should have a shop dog. i wanna walk into the dmv and be met by a golden retriever named Valid U.S. Identification. i wanna walk into walgreens and be greeted by a great dane named Dextroamphetamine. i wanna see a chihuahua at the club named Pitbull

23.06.2025 15:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

inserting "--verbose" into my robot gf's launch options just so i can hear her voice more

01.06.2025 05:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

boat goes in bint comes out

06.03.2025 04:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

guac's a little extra, is that okay

05.03.2025 19:33 — 👍 800    🔁 28    💬 50    📌 2

hey guys im testing out different colognes which one smells better to y'all

01.03.2025 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

go off queen

14.02.2025 23:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i will post things here eventually i think

14.02.2025 07:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey besties i now have a direct line of communication to the entire world that i can use to embarrass myself in ways i cannot even currently comprehend

14.02.2025 07:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0