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Leo 🌞 Taurus πŸŒ™ Cancer ⬆️ The Fine Auntie/Retired Tramp

2,993 Followers  |  964 Following  |  32,646 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  1.9291

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I need to watch that Diddy documentary

05.12.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fking freezing

05.12.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Kohler can view the user’s toilet data, as it admits to doing in this email exchange with technologist Simon Fondrie-Teitler, then it’s notβ€”by definitionβ€”using end-to-end encryption. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.

Full story by @mjgault.bsky.social here:

www.404media.co/kohlers-smar...

05.12.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 239    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 82

Connecticut is freezing 😩

05.12.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called a man and he answered to tell me he’s in a meeting and he’ll call me back. He’s not too busy sweetheart, he just doesn’t value you.

05.12.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Make me some cornmeal porridge πŸ₯Ή

05.12.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still warmer than me

05.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not leaving my home

05.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 9Β° 😩

05.12.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao!

05.12.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Him lowering the chair all of a half inch took me ooooout πŸ’€

04.12.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Slide in her DM, take her out on a date, put her through the mattress, put a ring on her and marry her and live happily ever after. If only it was that simple & straightforward to do😭😭😭

03.12.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Still riding to The Real Testament and Definition of Real

03.12.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That new donut munchin at Dunkin is so good 😩

03.12.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The deadline for gift purchases is next Saturday! Help us out!

03.12.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-The landlord kept the building in appalling conditions
-Then hundreds of Trump agents rappelled down & swarmed in at night, trashing apartments, grabbing & zip-tying immigrants, US citizens, adults, kids
-Now tenants are being forced out, days before the holidays

Wells Fargo is in on this travesty

03.12.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 250    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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Me.

02.12.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

You’re asking for:
β€’ emotional maturity
β€’ stability
β€’ consistency
β€’ communication
β€’ financial responsibility
β€’ support
β€’ intention
β€’ safety

That’s standard adult behavior.

30.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8

You’re welcome β™₯️

02.12.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was me at noon

02.12.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you just want inflammation to go down? Probably 3/5 see how your body feels and then go from there. I noticed a BIG difference after the second one

02.12.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I personally think the wood therapy is better than a lymphatic massage. It will definitely help you drain but also shape you.

02.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not going to lie, you may bruise a little because you’re moving everything around but it clears up in to days. I haven’t stopped peeing in three days 😭

02.12.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything will be released 😩 eventually you do get shaped.

02.12.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to start lifting weights! We both got this

02.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE the results but whew the pain!

02.12.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chile… lol I’m good, started getting wood therapy massage and boy😭

02.12.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, like my dress.You have a good day? I haven’t checked in on you in a minute!

02.12.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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