peanut butter legs

Vacations and spa days

A winner! 😶‍🌫️

yes, makes me feel like an esteemed author of fine leatherbound books

We're going back to Jim Crow.

I got to look good! (I'ma do that anyway cuz that's how I am)

a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie . ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .

Yessss it was just announced that Lloyd is performing at the Christmas party I'm going to this weekend

a group of people are sitting around a table in a conference room . ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table in a conference room .

Every day in the hellish office feels like torture. From the stank ass smells to the non-stop loud noise. FREE ME

I know oversharing is a real issue online …

But EYE am convinced that some of this vulnerability is saving lives.

"you done yee'd your last haw"

College football is ruthless bruh. FAMU fired the head coach on his birthday. I feel bad but not that bad

One of my fundamental beliefs is that I should not have to talk to people who have been cruel to me. You might be surprised to learn how often -- and vociferously -- people disagree with me about that.

"omg it's just a rock/paper/scissors joke!"

Remember when we told y'all that "jeans" ad was a fucking dogwhistle?

🙏🏽✨

If I pop, I’ll lock up, and drop…to the floor.

Hey Friends,

Just a reminder that it’s okay to not be okay. You don’t have to be happy and positive 100% of the time. Toxic positivity has never served anyone. Be honest with yourself and work through it at your own pace. No need to pretend for anyone. You’ll get there when you get there.

You sound great!

squidward from spongebob looks out a window ALT: squidward from spongebob looks out a window

Watching my friends get legs and hips and body through second adult puberty:

People that are ALWAYS negative <<<<<<<<<

Fuck away from me Eeyore 🩴

Heaven forbid you treat a man like he treats you…how dare you be THAT low?

Conetessa is such a loser

Me:

This mashup >>>>>>>>

BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.

If you’re in the south Atlanta metro (SWATS, South Fulton, College Park, East Point, Fairburn, Union City, or Riverdale) and need your house cleaned, get at me! I’ll leave your home sparkling and I don’t break pockets.

Thank you!! 😊

4 fav looks for 2025

Being able to sleep through the entire night is an extreme sport