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Daniel Wagner

@passittobulis.bsky.social

Award-winning journalist covering the Vancouver Canucks. http://passittobulis.com

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My youngest made sure that none of the other goblins he faced in combat were named Glubnut before his barbarian gleefully attacked them with his great axe.

Not to worry, the actual Glubnut had long since fled for his life.

27.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The oldest made a Glubnut meme. Now Glubnut’s full name is officially Glubnut Bottomtext.

27.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my greatest accomplishment as a DM and a dad.

27.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ran a DnD session for my kids today.

Spur of the moment, named a random goblin β€œGlubnut.”

Now the kids are obsessed with Glubnut. They walk around talking in his voice. They want Glubnut t-shirts. They want Glubnut plushies. The youngest wants to be Glubnut for Halloween.

27.02.2026 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jets have been one of the worst teams in the NHL in overtime this season, but the #Canucks simply know how to lose. There's no not beating them.

26.02.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Watched This Gold Medal Game: Canada vs USA, Feb 22, 2026 Team Canada outplayed Team USA, but couldn't get the gold-medal goal and had to settle for silver.

I Watched This Gold Medal Game

passittobulis.substack.com/p/i-watched-...

22.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

anyway, germany did really well during the 1936 berlin olympics too

22.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh so now i have to go through a whole day?

22.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 479    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5

Woke nonsense.

22.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor Crosby is watching on some monitor in the trainer's room while McDavid and Celebrini blow breakaways and MacKinnon misses an empty net the size of the Great Wall of China. He's got to be the sickest man in Milan

22.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

3-on-3 overtime in the Olympic gold medal game is woke nonsense, unless Canada wins, then it's the good kind of woke.

22.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Referees in Olympic hockey can nearly count as high as Brady Tkachuk.

22.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This might be controversial, but these referees are bad at their jobs.

22.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy hell, that save by Hellebuyck. You've got to be kidding me.

22.02.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The framerate has been weird for me when I've tried to watch hockey on Gem. Might be an internet issue, but it's been distracting. Sportsnet hasn't had that problem. It's weird, because I have so many other issues with Sportsnet lol

22.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've watched some games on Gem this Olympics and I really like Gem in general, but the quality has been weird sometimes. Feels like a low framerate.

22.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst part of watching Olympic hockey on Sportsnet+ is the local ads that have either been blatantly written by AI or, worse, are fully AI-generated.

22.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

smart of Makar there not to stickhandle directly into Hellebuyck

22.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's freaking go.

22.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

That looked more like a power play than Canada's 5-on-3 power play.

22.02.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Connor Hellebuyck playing so well? Doesn't he know this is a big game?

22.02.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like I'm watching the #Canucks power play.

22.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada has to score on the 5-on-3. They have to. Can't let this opportunity slip away.

22.02.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

McDavid should have had a penalty shot there. Blatant slash in the hands by Faber on that breakaway. At least the refs couldn't ignore the hold on Hagel.

22.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, was that not a blatant trip by Charlie McAvoy on Connor McDavid? What game are these referees watching?

22.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't like being dependent on Jordan Binnington. I don't know how St. Louis Blues fans do it.

22.02.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canucks’ Jonathan LekkerimΓ€ki undergoing season-ending shoulder surgery: report Vancouver Canucks forward Jonathan LekkerimΓ€ki will miss the remainder of the season and requires shoulder surgery, according to a report from Rick Dhaliwal of Donnie and Dhali. Β  LekkerimΓ€ki is having season ending shoulder surgery. β€” Rick Dhaliwal (@DhaliwalSports) February 21, 2026 LekkerimΓ€ki has appeared in 13 NHL games with the Canucks this season, and…

Canucks’ Jonathan LekkerimΓ€ki undergoing season-ending shoulder surgery: report

21.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Arshdeep Bains has set the Abbotsford #Canucks franchise record for career points thanks to his shorthanded goal tonight.

21.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Watched This Game, Olympic Edition: Canada vs Finland, Feb 20, 2026 The difference between Canada and Finland in Friday's semifinal was only a millimetre.

Team Canada made the gold medal game by a millimetre.

Have a bonus Olympic IWTG. passittobulis.substack.com/p/i-watched-...

20.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#Canucks Filip Chytil is out indefinitely with a facial fracture

20.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1