Kay Vaindal

Me in my next performance review

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact,

most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Google search for key bridge. AI overview suggests I’m talking about some bridge in lords

Offensive

ECO24 IS HERRRRRRE

I think this from @apexmag.bsky.social is the most important anthology of the year, and @marissavu.bsky.social is the editor of the year. There, I said it. There's a clarity of vision happening here (and quality) that's unparalleled.

The whispers are true. We open to submissions at midnight (12am EST)

A soup featuring a spicy broth, onions, and many sliced hot peppers

My brother told me to bring a soup that blinds you for one day for Thanksgiving dinner so I made this and had a test bowl and I’ve been hiccuping for 3.5 hours

Pink and blue dawn sky over a calm body of water, industrial pier in foreground and the bright lights of a tugboat in distance

Dark green water, cables crisscrossing view, deep purple-pink sky, and rusted industrial piers

Dawn in late November

Reminder that you need to experience Jared chapels the first car ballet

Thank you Jon!!

YOU LIKED IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL 😎

If you need some mermaid fiction this morning.

🥲🥲🥲 Into my “nice things people say about my writing” folder

Someday science will come to understand Kay's brain, but for now, we can simply experience wonder.

Drabblecast 495 – Jared Chapel’s The First Car Ballet Lights! Wheels! Wipers! Curtain! This week, a marvel of machines and carbureted choreography awaits you.  Kay Vaindal (she/her) is a coastal ecologist and weird fiction writer. Her work has appeare…

Hello everyone here is my favorite story of mine I have ever published www.drabblecast.org/2024/10/28/d...

Good morning only to the “keep going do not stop” sign at the defunct toll booth that I see on my way to the dock at 430 am which I choose to read as motivational

Finally have a minute to reflect on what a fun time this was on Tuesday (now that I'm not on a dredge 🥲). So much thoughtful discussion and many new friends! Can't wait to plant my little seed packet seeds 🌱

We were!!! Hell yes to tree fiction always 🌳

Me in a wooden office on board a dredge in an oversized orange coat with built in PFD

Evidence 🥲

Dawn at an industrial yard, red and white tugboat up on an orange-painted whirley crane

Meteorological winter this, astronomical winter that. It’s float coat season baby

Author Louis Evans reading from his story "A Seder in Siberia" (first published by GRIST magazine) in the ECO24 anthology

Author Kay Vaindal reading from their story "Pig House" (first published by Seize the Press magazine) in the ECO24 anthology

ECO24 branded native-seed packets designed by Ori Whipple, sitting in a small white bowl on a counter

Author Kay Vaindal, looking effortlessly cool as they answer audience questions about their story "Pig House" in ECO24: The Year's Best Speculative Ecofiction

A few 📸 from the ECO24 book launch at Lofty Pigeon! Word is it was a full house & all the books sold out 🙌🎉🔥✨🎉💚
Pictured: @kayv.bsky.social reading from "Pig House," & @louisevans.bsky.social reading from "A Seder in Siberia."
Featuring native-seed packets designed by Apex's very own ⭐Ori Whipple!

Me holding the book and talking in front of an audience at Lofty Pigeon

Me with peace signs by the Maryland 400 monument in Prospect Park

Had an amazing time launching @apexmag.bsky.social Violet Lichen’s ECO24 with @louisevans.bsky.social yesterday evening at Lofty Pigeon Books in Brooklyn! Great turn out and we sold out 🍀 Also found a Maryland mention in my first visit to Brooklyn

Me holding the book and talking in front of an audience at Lofty Pigeon

Me with peace signs by the Maryland 400 monument in Prospect Park

Had an amazing time launching @apexmag.bsky.social Violet Lichen’s ECO24 with @louisevans.bsky.social yesterday evening at Lofty Pigeon Books in Brooklyn! Great turn out and we sold out 🍀 Also found a Maryland mention in my first visit to Brooklyn

LAUNCH DAY! COME TO LOFTY PIGEON TO SEE ME AND @kayv.bsky.social TALK ABOUT IT!

"Eco24 is a harbinger, filled with warnings from diverse authors, styles, and locations. I am excited to read future editions and hope the world starts to listen." 🖤🌿🦋✨
Special mentions to stories by @genni.bsky.social @catmcmahan.bsky.social @kayv.bsky.social @renanbernardo.com and Adeline Wong

A red and white diagonally striped poster with the Translunar Travelers Lounge logo, a stylised moon with the name on it, in the top left, the covers to Issue 13 and Issue 12 in the bottom half. On it is written Translunar Travelers Lounge 2025 End Of Year Catch Up Reading party! 28 Days! 28 Stories! A celebration of everything we've published this year

Good morning! Announcing the Translunar Travelers Lounge 2025 catch-up reading party. This year we published two issues each with fourteen stories, and we've decided celebrate them all over again. We'll be making a post for one story every day, and invite everyone to (re-)read and talk about them!

If you're in Brooklyn next week, be sure to catch the amazing @louisevans.bsky.social and @kayv.bsky.social at the ECO24 book launch, and catch a short reading from the authors. Both of these stories are WILDLY GOOD 🖤🌿🖤
RSVP below

Sorry, I'm ineligible for awards this year because of my behavior!!!!!!

New story in Fraidy Cat Quarterly issue 7! ☀️🐕🚀

who do I know who's gonna be in NYC on November 18th???

Lofty Pigeon Books presents: Louis Evans and Kay Vaindal launch ECO24: The Year's Best Speculative Ecofiction. Tuesday, November 18, 6:30-8pm. 743 Church Ave, Brooklyn, NY

ICYMI 🌟 Lofty Pigeon Books is hosting a ✨FREE✨ ECO24 launch party with @louisevans.bsky.social and @kayv.bsky.social on Nov. 18th @ 6:30! Enjoy a night of readings, book signings, a Q&A and reception!

Seats are limited! Reserve your spot at the event link below ⬇️

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