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@johnhazard.bsky.social

He/Him. Cartoonist. Co-creator: Background Noise Comic. Fleeing the bird for the butterfly. Comics, art, movies, monsters & Star Trek. Avoiding politics for now. Please follow, need friends ๐Ÿ–– https://www.instagram.com/background_noise_comic

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Saturn Three (I think thatโ€™s the right number?)

09.12.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It doesnโ€™t matter, itโ€™s all pretend. Itโ€™s great that you care about the science, science fiction should, but donโ€™t get lost in it. There should be just enough to make the story believable, but the plot, characters, settings & action are far more important than lengthy descriptions of pretend science

09.12.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like a mix of Andy Richter and a butt plug.

09.12.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re watching the worst thing ever made. Itโ€™s less believable than a Marvel movie. Itโ€™s about preposterously entitled trust fund โ€œkidsโ€ that have unlimited $ & time to play an elaborate literary quest across NYC for a blind date? Itโ€™s 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Why are people so stupid????

09.12.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ngl the person who paid $66.60 on my lil goat painting went directly to my bp medication plus high protein foods to manage my diabetic diet. it matters so very fuckin much, thank you to everyone who has gotten somethin from me. yall make a huge impact.

04.12.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1744    ๐Ÿ” 633    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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๐Ÿซฑ โ€œGiving Itโ€ ๐Ÿซฒ
#GivingTuesday is a great opportunity to spread a little love, in your community or closer to home โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Comics by @lisaburdige.bsky.social & @johnhazard.bsky.social
#giving #givingback #givingtuesday2025 #hugs #comics

02.12.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indigenous 'Northern Exposure' Actor Says She Was Detained By ICE After Agents Claimed Tribal ID 'Looked Fake'

Their ignorance knows no bounds.

02.12.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2689    ๐Ÿ” 791    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
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The last time we posted about #BlackFriday & #CyberMonday we were all abt the thrill of the deal.
This year we still want to shower the people we โค๏ธ with gifts but weโ€™re trying to focus on what has real value in everyoneโ€™s lives #blackout
#comic by @lisaburdige.bsky.social & @johnhazard.bsky.social

30.11.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone should 3D print full sized versions of those little phasers, I bet theyโ€™d be very popular.
Iโ€™ve always wanted replicas of the Space 1999 comlink & laser gun. Such cool designs

01.12.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair the new shows Iโ€™ve only seen once, butโ€ฆ

1๏ธโƒฃ โ€œWhere No Man Has Gone Beforeโ€ #TOS
2๏ธโƒฃ โ€œEncounter at Farpointโ€ #TNG
3๏ธโƒฃ โ€œEmissaryโ€ #DS9
4๏ธโƒฃ โ€œSecond Contactโ€ #LDS
5๏ธโƒฃ โ€œCaretakerโ€ #VGR
6๏ธโƒฃ โ€œBroken Bowโ€ #ENT
7๏ธโƒฃ โ€œStrange New Worldsโ€ #SNW
8๏ธโƒฃ โ€œLost and Foundโ€ #PRO
9๏ธโƒฃ โ€œRemembranceโ€ #PIC
๐Ÿ”Ÿ โ€œThe Vulcan Helloโ€ #DSC

29.11.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey @stephaniemiller.bsky.social have you guys covered KKKaroline-Gate yet? It looks like she had ICE nab her broโ€™s ex (some say)โ€ฆ

26.11.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“š Youโ€™re invited to a very special celebration of our new book
โ€œLove Letters, Every Day"!

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Date: Dec 8th
๐Ÿ•” Time: 5:30-7:30 PM
๐Ÿ“ Location: Pratt Manhattan Center, 144 W 14th Street, NYC
๐ŸŽ‰ Live comic performance & Q&A w me& @lisaburdige.bsky.social @backgroundnoise.bsky.social

tinyurl.com/yawevzez

25.11.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes please sentence me to solitary confinement

25.11.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got some runny ass brie thatโ€™s on
sui๐Ÿ˜ตcide watch

24.11.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flabby but literally anal retentive here. Where is my place, Chair?
Also, what is the fraternization policy between houses (particularly with House Maximus)???

23.11.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nardole is an under appreciated companion.

23.11.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love love love the first version, but Carpenterโ€™s definitely more closely follows โ€œWho Goes Thereโ€, the b&w one completely ditches the imposter plot, but has that Howard Hawks charm. Recently re-watched Carpenterโ€™s, itโ€™s a masterpiece. Both have wonderful casts.

23.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

โ€œBlack Tinyโ€
(I can live with that)

19.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCryingโ€, not because he murdered an innocent young human, but because someone might hold him accountable for it.

19.11.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stoppit, youโ€™re making him cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw you at Skankfest yesterday, great set! So funny!

15.11.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I remember all that, & I know the harm it did, yet the fact is, I like him anyway, lots of people did & do, but the point is, Iโ€™d like to live in a country where nobody was above the law no matter how rich, powerful, male, white, or popular they are. That was the point.

15.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like Bill Clinton. I voted for Bill Clinton. Iโ€™m a Democrat, I vote for the Democrat in every election.

BUT IF THEREโ€™S ANY DEMOCRATS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, I WANT THEM PROSECUTED RIGHT ALONG WITH THE REPUBLICANS IN THERE.

14.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a plaid shirt says go to hell ALT: a woman wearing a plaid shirt says go to hell

Dear @adobe.com
Every time you log me out from my extremely overpriced account right when Iโ€™m trying to hit a deadline Iโ€™m going to send you a littleโ€ฆ

13.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mic (works now)

12.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social your mike is not on

12.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s weird.
TOS Enterprise & font on watch.
TMP font on the paper insert.
TNG Generations insignia on the tin.
As a collectible, itโ€™s a bit of a mess.
Probably plays a midi version of the TNG/TMP theme?

12.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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COVER WORK - Lane Lloyd

Hey, I'm going to be honest, I've had some rotten luck these last couple months. About three different projects got cancelled, so, if you need covers, pages, posters, album art, and you like my style, please consider hiring me.

Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work

11.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 128    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Called my house rep to raise hell about bending the knee / the shutdown and got a recording blaming lack of staff due to the shutdown.

10.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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