John Hazard

Saturn Three (I think that’s the right number?)

It doesn’t matter, it’s all pretend. It’s great that you care about the science, science fiction should, but don’t get lost in it. There should be just enough to make the story believable, but the plot, characters, settings & action are far more important than lengthy descriptions of pretend science

More like a mix of Andy Richter and a butt plug.

We’re watching the worst thing ever made. It’s less believable than a Marvel movie. It’s about preposterously entitled trust fund “kids” that have unlimited $ & time to play an elaborate literary quest across NYC for a blind date? It’s 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Why are people so stupid????

ngl the person who paid $66.60 on my lil goat painting went directly to my bp medication plus high protein foods to manage my diabetic diet. it matters so very fuckin much, thank you to everyone who has gotten somethin from me. yall make a huge impact.

🫱 “Giving It” 🫲
#GivingTuesday is a great opportunity to spread a little love, in your community or closer to home ❤️❤️
Comics by @lisaburdige.bsky.social & @johnhazard.bsky.social
#giving #givingback #givingtuesday2025 #hugs #comics

Indigenous 'Northern Exposure' Actor Says She Was Detained By ICE After Agents Claimed Tribal ID 'Looked Fake'

Their ignorance knows no bounds.

The last time we posted about #BlackFriday & #CyberMonday we were all abt the thrill of the deal.
This year we still want to shower the people we ❤️ with gifts but we’re trying to focus on what has real value in everyone’s lives #blackout
#comic by @lisaburdige.bsky.social & @johnhazard.bsky.social

Someone should 3D print full sized versions of those little phasers, I bet they’d be very popular.
I’ve always wanted replicas of the Space 1999 comlink & laser gun. Such cool designs

To be fair the new shows I’ve only seen once, but…

1️⃣ “Where No Man Has Gone Before” #TOS
2️⃣ “Encounter at Farpoint” #TNG
3️⃣ “Emissary” #DS9
4️⃣ “Second Contact” #LDS
5️⃣ “Caretaker” #VGR
6️⃣ “Broken Bow” #ENT
7️⃣ “Strange New Worlds” #SNW
8️⃣ “Lost and Found” #PRO
9️⃣ “Remembrance” #PIC
🔟 “The Vulcan Hello” #DSC

Hey @stephaniemiller.bsky.social have you guys covered KKKaroline-Gate yet? It looks like she had ICE nab her bro’s ex (some say)…

📚 You’re invited to a very special celebration of our new book
“Love Letters, Every Day"!

🗓️ Date: Dec 8th
🕔 Time: 5:30-7:30 PM
📍 Location: Pratt Manhattan Center, 144 W 14th Street, NYC
🎉 Live comic performance & Q&A w me& @lisaburdige.bsky.social @backgroundnoise.bsky.social

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Yes please sentence me to solitary confinement

I got some runny ass brie that’s on
sui😵cide watch

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Flabby but literally anal retentive here. Where is my place, Chair?
Also, what is the fraternization policy between houses (particularly with House Maximus)???

Nardole is an under appreciated companion.

Love love love the first version, but Carpenter’s definitely more closely follows “Who Goes There”, the b&w one completely ditches the imposter plot, but has that Howard Hawks charm. Recently re-watched Carpenter’s, it’s a masterpiece. Both have wonderful casts.

Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.

“Black Tiny”
(I can live with that)

“Crying”, not because he murdered an innocent young human, but because someone might hold him accountable for it.

Stoppit, you’re making him cry 😭

Saw you at Skankfest yesterday, great set! So funny!

No, I remember all that, & I know the harm it did, yet the fact is, I like him anyway, lots of people did & do, but the point is, I’d like to live in a country where nobody was above the law no matter how rich, powerful, male, white, or popular they are. That was the point.

I like Bill Clinton. I voted for Bill Clinton. I’m a Democrat, I vote for the Democrat in every election.

BUT IF THERE’S ANY DEMOCRATS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES, I WANT THEM PROSECUTED RIGHT ALONG WITH THE REPUBLICANS IN THERE.

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Dear @adobe.com
Every time you log me out from my extremely overpriced account right when I’m trying to hit a deadline I’m going to send you a little…

Mic (works now)

@stephaniemiller.bsky.social your mike is not on

That’s weird.
TOS Enterprise & font on watch.
TMP font on the paper insert.
TNG Generations insignia on the tin.
As a collectible, it’s a bit of a mess.
Probably plays a midi version of the TNG/TMP theme?

COVER WORK - Lane Lloyd

Hey, I'm going to be honest, I've had some rotten luck these last couple months. About three different projects got cancelled, so, if you need covers, pages, posters, album art, and you like my style, please consider hiring me.

Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work

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Called my house rep to raise hell about bending the knee / the shutdown and got a recording blaming lack of staff due to the shutdown.