This shit was so funny to me😭😭😭😭
01.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This shit was so funny to me😭😭😭😭
01.03.2026 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Lmfaoooo bro I am just not interested in the extras right now…. I don’t wanna talk, I don’t wanna go on no dates. I’m cool.
01.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a game today yall??
28.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you mama💙
27.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0My anxiety DEFINITELY took over this morning😓
27.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A warm brownie, some ice cream, a couple spliffs, a good movie & a fine man that will stfu & just eat my ass is EXACTLY what I need right now.
27.02.2026 07:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so numb to a lot right now asking me how I feel might be pointless. Like I’m good but I’m not.
27.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t want nor care for anyone’s approval. I just want to be happy💯
27.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tax time ≠ good tips
These folk will come in here and order the biggest steak we have, Parmesan crust it, add a shrimp skewer, AND a lobster tail then proceed to leave $3
This shower bouta be heaavveennnnnnn
26.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bro the last thing you wanna do is piss me off after work & before I smoke.
24.02.2026 07:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d love to😩😍
24.02.2026 07:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too many people played in my face today… ion like det
24.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1You don’t wanna know😭
24.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lmfaooo
24.02.2026 06:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I saw you in that bunch too tho friend🌚
24.02.2026 06:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m what you gon miss when I’m gone FASHO✨🗣️
24.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yall being nastyyyyy
24.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 1My body is so tired I’m literally just standing in the shower
24.02.2026 06:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I had guests ask one of my coworkers if we had a dollar menu🙄
McDonald’s is up the road, Buddy.
When you come in too drunk to tip or with your own liquor.. bitch this Longhorn. Not a BYOB spot🙄😒
22.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was so serious when I said ima hit the ground running. I’m not apologetic bout NUFFIN. Call it what you want… ME FIRST🗣️🗣️🗣️
21.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I’ve had the WORST uber drivers lately…. Like PUH-LEASE🙄😒
21.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit won’t be at my fucking expense no more I’ll tell ya that
19.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Florida ain’t gon have no artists left the way they be moving down there smh
18.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I asked my bro do he need some money. This man gon ask if I’m okay… Bruhh wtf😭😭😭
18.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you come to my table with an attitude because you decided to come on a weekend & had to wait to eat. EYEEEEEE DIDNT TELL YOU TO WAIT TWO HOURS!!!!!!!
17.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
#ServerRantChronicles
When I go to the table, ask if you ready to order & you proceed to open your menu and say “Can I get a uhhhh…”
First of all, we don’t sell that
Second of all I just got double sat & you needa hurry the fuck up🙄😒
Woke up to tell my best friend happy birthday and went right back to sleep🥴
17.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0