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@hankdeadlock.bsky.social

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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone of Jezebel's!

We are going to ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to keep everything updated.
Deepest apologies
Hank.

15.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression

26.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hanks you very much

20.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One day brother. One day.

20.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant

20.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You are always roasting tbh.

20.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.

20.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...

07.02.2025 12:54 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

I'm taking away your olive oil supply

20.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why are you like this

13.02.2025 11:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.

12.02.2025 21:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi bepops

24.01.2025 13:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hi bebop

24.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perhaps. (No unfortunately

23.01.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time

15.01.2025 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.

15.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.

15.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!

15.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Deadlock bsky game night when

15.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.

10.01.2025 17:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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09.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sure fern. Sure.

05.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Can confirm.

05.01.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..

05.01.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂

01.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have recently learned of "breastraunts".
Business is perfectly good but I would be interesting to adopt such customs for one day and see the results.

30.12.2024 05:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love you too Fern. You are a good kid.

25.12.2024 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's ok. We still love you

25.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The masses were promised Santa hat.........

25.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0