@hankdeadlock.bsky.social
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Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression
26.02.2025 16:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hanks you very much
20.02.2025 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0One day brother. One day.
20.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant
20.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You are always roasting tbh.
20.02.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.
20.02.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...
07.02.2025 12:54 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0I'm taking away your olive oil supply
20.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why are you like this
13.02.2025 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.
12.02.2025 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi bepops
24.01.2025 13:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi bebop
24.01.2025 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perhaps. (No unfortunately
23.01.2025 12:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time
15.01.2025 19:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.
15.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.
15.01.2025 16:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!
15.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Deadlock bsky game night when
15.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.
10.01.2025 17:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0b
09.01.2025 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sure fern. Sure.
05.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can confirm.
05.01.2025 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..
05.01.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hate Jacob Lash. Every time I see that guy the only thing I think about is how much I want to go out to dinner with him and express how much I hate him over a candle-lit dinner.
14.11.2024 05:43 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂
01.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have recently learned of "breastraunts".
Business is perfectly good but I would be interesting to adopt such customs for one day and see the results.
Love you too Fern. You are a good kid.
25.12.2024 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's ok. We still love you
25.12.2024 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The masses were promised Santa hat.........
25.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@infernusdeadlock.bsky.social where's the Santa hat..... It has been many days
25.12.2024 17:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
