Hank

Hank

@hankdeadlock.bsky.social

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65 Followers 52 Following 136 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 weeks ago

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone of Jezebel's!

We are going to ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to keep everything updated.
Deepest apologies
Hank.

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1 year ago

Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression

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1 year ago

hanks you very much

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1 year ago

One day brother. One day.

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1 year ago

Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant

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1 year ago

You are always roasting tbh.

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1 year ago

You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.

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1 year ago
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THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...

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1 year ago

I'm taking away your olive oil supply

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1 year ago

Why are you like this

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1 year ago

With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.

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1 year ago

Hi bepops

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1 year ago

Hi bebop

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1 year ago

Perhaps. (No unfortunately

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1 year ago

Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time

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1 year ago

That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.

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1 year ago

Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.

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1 year ago

All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!

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1 year ago

Deadlock bsky game night when

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1 year ago

He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Sure fern. Sure.

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1 year ago
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Can confirm.

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1 year ago

I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..

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1 year ago

Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year πŸ₯‚

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1 year ago

I have recently learned of "breastraunts".
Business is perfectly good but I would be interesting to adopt such customs for one day and see the results.

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1 year ago

Love you too Fern. You are a good kid.

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1 year ago

It's ok. We still love you

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1 year ago

The masses were promised Santa hat.........

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