It’s insane how much I will never listen to wet leg
I think I might be very annoying and I’m sure that I don’t care!!
I’ve got I hate men disease :/ it gets more severe as you get older :(( that’s why blokes like to date younguns
I love to not tolerate
I love being 29 and not depressed
I kinda don’t fuck with short stories
Trying to understand how a man in your life is feeling is like playing charades with someone who doesn’t know the answer either
I’m bored of all my coins. But I know I must persevere with them
Are people still cruel about women doing make up on public transport? Doing my make up for my friends wedding on a cross country train rn and ready to fight anyone whilst transforming into a beautiful creature
The simple life season 2 is very reminiscent of Thelma and Louise
In a slug and lettuce in Birmingham
How is Glastonbury starting now it’s a Tuesday
Anyone tryna go to Northumbria
I love zombies
Books is short for bell hooks
Y’all mind if I abolish the family
Happy Father’s Day to the hot dads
So funny how shit the dare was yesterday. Respect honestly
Doing the work and gonna read a book by a bloke
Seeing him for the first time tomorrow I’m very excited
Addison Rae just became another person for blokes (my boyfriend) to find annoying
My dad is playing classical music on YouTube from his laptop and whenever an advert plays he shouts ‘shut the fuck up’
I could help him install adblocker but this is better
Is it just me or are there weird numbers of Americans in London these days. What are we gonna do
@ bell hooks
Two young lads on my train,,,,why are they so rude to each other. Have some respect
Real
I fucked up
Wait no they did therapy on an ape
They did therapy on a cat
