Jean-François

Jean-François

@nerdyplutoid.bsky.social

Montreal-ish, Canada 🇨🇦⚜️🏳️‍🌈 Caffeined corporate cleric by day. Pop culture, politics, opinions and a dash of thirst. My opinions are my own.

331 Followers 472 Following 702 Posts Joined Dec 2023
2 months ago

*news app buzzes on my phone*

Me: *groans* "What has that orange bitch done now?"

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2 months ago

The success rate USA-backed regime changes for people actually living in said regime over the years is thinner than Donald's skin...

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2 months ago
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a cartoon of a robot dressed as santa claus says " won 't you join my slaying tonight " ALT: a cartoon of a robot dressed as santa claus says " won 't you join my slaying tonight "

*slams laptop shut 'til Jan 5th*

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2 months ago
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I'm finally caught up. The world is a better--and clearly hornier--place with #heatedrivalry plowing ratings everywhere 🥲

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2 months ago

He's just so exhausting and senile...

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2 months ago
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A bit of #yule time amidst the chaos of it all.

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2 months ago

The blind leading the gullible...

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2 months ago
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2 months ago

Ya d'la misère à convaincre ses propres députés de rester...

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2 months ago
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In the void lol

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2 months ago
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Pretentious new profile pic.

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2 months ago
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a close up of a blue haired anime character with blue eyes ALT: a close up of a blue haired anime character with blue eyes

*tentatively dusts off Bluesky*

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4 months ago
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It's Budget Day: prepare for conservative pearl clutching, dramatics, and over-simplification.
#cndpoli

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4 months ago
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From Paris with love -- xox
#halloween

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4 months ago
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Thursday evening #knitting vibes while I catch up to like 4 weeks of Critical Role 🫣

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4 months ago

The rise of AI--and its associated useless and often dangerous bullshit--is making me more of a luddite with each passing day.

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4 months ago

*adds Gamestop to the sycophant shitlist*

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4 months ago

One day Donald Trump will be gone, but we'll remember and hold to account the cesspool that helped him when they go crawling back under the doormat he walked all over them with.

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5 months ago
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Hundreds gather for Charlie Kirk vigil in Windsor — some advocating for more Christianity in government | CBC News An evening vigil in downtown Windsor on Tuesday for slain American conservative activist Charlie Kirk focused heavily on the right-wing firebrand’s promotion of Christian nationalism, with attendees a...

Christianity belongs in churches, and it shoud STAY THERE (and pay their taxes).
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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5 months ago

Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my bi kings, queens, and sovereigns! 😁

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5 months ago
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U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...

Good morning to everyone except the US ambassador to Canada. May you spill your coffee and trip over your fucking arrogance.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

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5 months ago

*googles everything Disney owns*

This is getting complicated...

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5 months ago

You could have had Kamala.

Instead you chose an orange turd who is doing exactly what he promised he would do and more.

It hasn't even been a year.

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5 months ago

*scrolls for a minute*

I see they've gotten crazier overnight...

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5 months ago

The queer and neurodivergent urge to redo your entire main bus on Factorio 😫 #gaymer

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5 months ago

For now lol (Mais quand même bcp plus sane lol)

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5 months ago

The last few days have made a great case for deleting the internet.

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5 months ago

People getting fired over Charlie Kirk comments?

Those right-wing free-speech bullshiters are proving exactly that: they're full of shit.

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6 months ago
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Me, any time I accidentally click on the Meta AI thingy...

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7 months ago
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There are worse days off ☕️ #coffee

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