Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.
Solidarity against AI theft means everyone. You can't campaign for 'don't use the word plagiariser' while using the image plagiariser. @societyofauthors.bsky.social
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
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If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
The Holey Roman Empire
"Why do you want to have a 1970s music pavilion at the Shakespeare festival?"
"It features wine made by the chairman of the Chinese Communist Party!"
"But how does that make it anything to do with Shakespeare?"
"Mao is the vintner of our disco tent!"
[Exit, pursued by a bear]
The drawing for this (and some other pieces are) up now at: www.tomgauld.com/art-for-sale
Sighs in rural Midwest.
so this one time a lorry of rice showed up at my family home
real footage of a critic being driven slowly out of her mind
*pounds the table* POR-TENT! POR-TENT!
Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?
GALADRIEL (selectively editing the backstory): and three rings were given to the elves, who were barely involved
Latin declensiouns and
Bookes yn libraryes;
Arcana and poemes
And portals to Faërie;
Long midnighte talkes about
Cool goblin kynges:
Thes ben a fewe
of my favourite thinges.
My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.
Enemies to lovers. I'm waiting for the novella or snippet any day now.
"Each sentence we speak to friends means the opposite
As well. Each time we say, “I trust in God,” it means
God has already abandoned us a thousand times."
- Robert Bly
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The Scottish Colonial Empire
Somebody didn't get an ARC.😜
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
snow is so wonderful and magical when it's happening to other people
Okay brace yourself because this is BIG!
It's Monday night and it's 5pm so it's time for EPISODE SEVEN of 'How light is it in #Orkney at 5pm this week?'
OH MY THE STREETLIGHTS ARE OFF AND IT'S LITERALLY THIS LIGHT! 💡
She looks like she's ordering the kid's mud covered Golden Retriever to get out of the doorway, because he is NOT gallumping on her newly cleaned floors. It's bad enough the kids did, but she's drawing a line at family pets.
