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Twitter escapee from somewhere on the Prairie. Blue dot in a red state. πŸŒ»πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’™βœŒ #BLM #ActuallyAutistic #SlavaUkraini #NoKings #GoodTrouble

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Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody

New Randy Rainbow!!

youtu.be/TH-5HYAxftM?...

10.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Thanks,

God

04.11.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 16533    πŸ” 4019    πŸ’¬ 348    πŸ“Œ 145
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The government shutdown is on Republicans. The refusal to release SNAP benefits is on Republicans.
Republicans cannot govern, this is not new information. As a nation, we must recognize this party as the true β€œEnemy from Within” - let’s be clear!

01.11.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 677    πŸ” 285    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you need the food bank right now, there’s no shame. Shame belongs to a system that pays poverty wages, cuts childcare, and lets healthcare bankrupt families.
If you can give, do. If you can’t, that’s okay too.
We rise by lifting each other.

Go to FeedingAmerica.org.

01.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1252    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 30
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LIVE NOW: God Hosts Marathon Fundraiser For Feeding America God on Substack

Hi, I'm hosting a MARATHON LIVE-STREAM right now to raise money for Feeding America. Join us live and support the stream and donate here: tiltify.com/@thegodpod/f...

01.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 599    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

Damned right!

22.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Life comes at you fast

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Thou shalt not complain about crime in D.C. when you’re a convicted felon who incited a violent mob to attack Congress with the goal of hanging your own vice-president.

Oh also, thou shalt not complain about crime when you just transferred a convicted pedophile to a luxury resort prison.

13.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3861    πŸ” 1093    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 40

Pretending to invade your own country. The Epstein files are worse than we thought, y'all.

11.08.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
mattobrien

ate at a diner that had a "FUCK ICE" sign in the window and I've never ordered huevos rancheros so quickly in my life.

a "FUCK ICE" sign is basically a michelin star for mexican food in Los Angeles.

mattobrien ate at a diner that had a "FUCK ICE" sign in the window and I've never ordered huevos rancheros so quickly in my life. a "FUCK ICE" sign is basically a michelin star for mexican food in Los Angeles.

Note to restaurants: I will rearrange my day to eat at an establishment that displays a "FUCK ICE" sign.

I will cancel plans. I will leave the chicken in the freezer. I will stand with you.

10.08.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3285    πŸ” 778    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 54
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Trump made
4,725 wire transfers to Epstein totaling over 1 Billion dollars.

10.08.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 281    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 31
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Who made this? πŸ˜‚

09.08.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1284    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 36
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As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯

02.08.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4576    πŸ” 1528    πŸ’¬ 145    πŸ“Œ 108
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Watch this video 100 times today!

30.07.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7
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Motherfucking wind farms…

30.07.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 47063    πŸ” 17696    πŸ’¬ 1150    πŸ“Œ 2377
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The dam has burst

24.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 17144    πŸ” 6333    πŸ’¬ 712    πŸ“Œ 579
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Obama Claps Back! πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

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Thank you for EVERYTHING, @pbs.org ✨ We love you, we will never give up on you!The support from viewers like us for you is eternal! Public media teaches us kindness, teaches us to enjoy learning, teaches us that we all belong. PBS is my reason to stay. PBS, always and forever β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’š

19.07.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10966    πŸ” 2202    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 73
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2028 🀞🀣
πŸ”ŠπŸ†™

18.07.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 322    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 29

They should give free bereavement PTO for pets. My grandmother was an asshole, let me mourn my dog.

17.07.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6515    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 195    πŸ“Œ 33
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Where is Jake Tapper??? 🧐

18.07.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 15008    πŸ” 3691    πŸ’¬ 553    πŸ“Œ 157
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Save someone from being arrested for doing the right thing.

Share with someone who needs this.

12.07.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Hell yeah!

11.07.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and are above him Alt: Futurama's Fry is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take my money are above him.

I'm in!

09.07.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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