Alejo Pereyra

Nonsense, you'll be around until I can hit AI with a chair

Talking to Moosh on his drive home and he just takes a beat and yells “EWW!” and I panic and ask what’s wrong…

“Sorry, babe. Just had my window down and had to yell at a Cybertruck real quick.”

Rubber ducks, lots of rubber ducks

First solo run of @landfall.se's PEAK just cause, took ~92 mins, almost made it to the top first try, but ran out of food

Dog “Knight” in a field of clovers.

If you use my link for your Twitchcon tickets, this boy can get more treats.

ticketfairy.com/r/39179/505900

6/6

That's all she wrote

Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad

5/6

Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad

4/6

3/6

Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad

2/6

Sorry bout the alt text I'm on my phone and I hate writing on it. It's not a good excuse, you're right to be annoyed/mad

Will delete soonish so read it while you can

1/6

email reads: good morning carly, i appreciate the quick response! please see the attached current resume, per your request, and let me know which time works best for you for our phone interview. thank you! and a blocked out space to protect my full name the attachment preview is a picture of barry benson from the bee movie in a cowboy hat saying "it's hive noon"

the attachment from the email that shows the full meme with the following lines next to barry benson in a cowbody hat its hive noon the names mcbee honey aint gonna dispense itself i'm your hucklebee bee ass mother fucker

Back in the day I worked a job with a coworker where we used to send Overwatch memes back and forth to each other, and I was just reminded (thanks internet) about the time I accidentally sent one of those memes I had saved in a doc to a potential new employer rather than my resume. 🥲

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

Meet my new family member, Knight.

What do you mean "Dressing up as"? I thought you WERE Nosferatu

The FOMO is so real 😭

Twitch has launched Treasure Trains, where if you hit Level 5, it unlocks a 35% discount on five or more gifted subs for a short time.

The discount is split with the streamer.

If it makes you feel any better, I completely slacked this week lol

Whoresband

IT IS I, POKEY!!!! I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

Your shirt game do be on point

Both

Me, a ginger whose name starts with "Ale": 😰

It's true, met him only twice, not even in the same year, had to travel for like 30+ hours for it

Skill issue

Alejo_47 - Twitch Back on Hitman, casual runs, maybe hardcore later

Live playing some hitman, you know the drill

www.twitch.tv/alejo_47

Alejo_47 - Twitch 25 years old. Full-time Software Engineer. I sometimes stream Coding or random Games.

Chilling and getting back on Hitman after forever
Come tell me how my audio is wrong because I had to re-do my setup

www.twitch.tv/alejo_47

I can, I'd do it again if given the chance

Bro, I'm blocked too, idk what I did, did I breathe too hard? 💀