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now watch me naenae

07.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the same thing literally every time I've taken pictures of any model. Where were they hiding??

07.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ARCHAELOLOGIST 1: So you thinkin' what I'm thinking?

ARCHAEOLOGIST 2: Esteemed deeds.

A1: Fuckin' HIGHLY esteemed deeds!

A2: I mean if this isn't a place of honor I've never seen one.

A1: Get the truck, I want to start substantially disturbing this place physically as soon as possible.

07.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally I think you should play to find out what happens

06.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

POWER WIFE

05.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen some small glass votive holders that might fit in here if you wanted to use wax

05.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is rad!

05.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tis the season!

05.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Croissant guy is coming s2, I know it

05.10.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Standing in the doorway while the missus gives the kids a talking to

04.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A certified classic

03.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sean looney-tunes sidestepping rocks labelled WARHAMMER, CROSSFIT, and FOLLOWING A NEW SPORT, blowing a raspberry, and getting absolutely flattened by an ACME brand 1000 pound synthesizer

02.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I cast the "A Gentleman And A Scholar" aura on my tapped Scranton Strangler, pumping him up to a 10/4 and drawing me three cards, and since he has infect I'll tap my Paper Warehouse for 3 to cast "Parkour Parkour" untapping him and giving him unblockable. GG!

02.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are you trying to tell me that a mens weared this house??

28.09.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An older coworker asked for help with some kind of slideshow program recently and I was scratching my head along with him

28.09.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's dated ~15 years but yeah same

28.09.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The blog culture has definitely changed. Thinking some of Scrap's classic train of thought style lore salads and how they absolutely would not win any bloggies

26.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big Goblin Energy
youtu.be/PfYnvDL0Qcw

26.09.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Magic: the Default Dancing

26.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Papa Smurf looking on as the others pin Nic Cage down and administer the bees

26.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really should've included some stuff about Design and Procedures to make it more current and reshareable

24.09.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of spells can be kung fu moves jsyk

24.09.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved from a sometimes-not-before-dark delivery area to a usually-midafternoon-or-earlier area and a few years back and only just learned that the next suburb over has it daily by noon. Glories lost and gained with time's cruel march

23.09.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly the best exit he could hope for. But still!!

18.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You need something faster...a beam of light...

17.09.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Tau-esque AGI-led forced evolution dwarves have a lot of potential for weird variants, posthuman style. One branch going rogue and taking the role of GSC would be interesting

02.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Project #1: reheat a slice pf pizza

30.08.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

really questioning things after heartily enjoying beef tallow fries yesterday

24.08.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I was wondering about breaking it down by actual doorways/hallways or their equivalents vs encounter areas, since in bigger spaces you functionally would functionally be writing multiple "rooms" within one

Thinking of Sen's or some of the more outdoor areas

21.08.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

how many rooms are in Lordran

21.08.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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