Stuart Houghton

Stuart Houghton

@stuarthoughton.bsky.social

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.

2,956 Followers 1,261 Following 7,929 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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I can see the headlines now: TREASURY IN WOKE £20 NOTES ROW

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14 hours ago

So glad they included Jeremy Bulloch in his iconic role as Generic X-Wing Pilot #3

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I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

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16 hours ago

So ridiculous. The Robotics industry standardised years ago on "Beep-boop what...is...love?"

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18 hours ago

My bad

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1 day ago

People rightfully pointing out it would take around 25,000 trucks to carry the oil in one supertanker but these liberal naysayers are missing the obvious solution - simply pull the tanker overland, like in Fitzcarraldo

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1 day ago

Right?!?

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1 day ago

If I was a Tory or Reform Prime Minister at the current point in history, I would simply support Trump's war in Iraq in a way that would not have any negative consequences

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1 day ago
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Parseword - A tricky wordplay game Transform phrases through wordplay to solve cryptic crossword puzzles.

Have you tried www.parseword.com yet? It's by the creator of Wordle and is sort of like a streamlined Minute Cryptic with a really nice UI.

@jimjar.bsky.social you will like this I think

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1 day ago

I believe the tickets were Pay What You Want so presumably part of the gotcha is "LOL, I am attending a gig that I don't actually like for a PEPPERCORN FEE, trans losers!"

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1 day ago

They are going to put him on the other side instead of Charles

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1 day ago

No offense to the person who suggested this but I would like to state for the record that I do NOT use AI to make my vaguely-amusing images and I would hope that the shoddy compositing, undeleted image artifacts and obvious errors speak for themselves.

So you can fuck off with that shit.

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1 day ago

Oh I see. That's me finding old banknote images. My daft pictures are a 100% AI-free zone

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1 day ago

???

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1 day ago

I don't know how reliable the figures are but I read an FB post that said every time Iran fires a Shahed drone (cost: approx $20k) the US countermeasures to shoot it down cost between $8million and $12million depending on the weapon system used. That doesn't sound *very* sustainable.

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£50 note with Alison Hammond on £20 note with Sir David Attenborough on £10 note with Lauren Laverne on £5 note with Rev Richard Coles on

New 'National Treasures' banknotes revealed

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1 day ago

For Right-wingers who complain that immigrants get special treatment denied to veterans, this is just the monkey's paw clenching shut.

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2 days ago

I hope Ray bloody Purchase isn't up for anything this year

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2 days ago

Given the whole point of crypto is to remove or obfuscate the paper trail, why is this still legal?

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2 days ago

I am perhaps nobody to talk - my post-gym breakfast fave is a bowl of porridge made with gochujang with two eggs whisked through it - but this sounds like something Ant & Dec would chortle about to themselves as you attempted to down it in one and win a star

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3 days ago

This is a sub-editor giving @stephenkb.bsky.social the equivalent of a gang sign or masonic handshake

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3 days ago
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War Machine (Patrick Hughes, 2026)⭐⭐

#Film26

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3 days ago

Bookmarking this

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1 year ago
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Every time a dad has a paper bag. It’s the law.

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3 days ago

"Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck"

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3 days ago

Fair enough and well done for taking action promptly. It's not always easy - particularly as @fliglman.bsky.social noted the 'creator' tagged this image as both AI *and* NOT AI presumably in order to get a wider audience

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