Stuart Houghton

Why would anyone buy and use a device that streams everything they see and hear to random guys who work for Meta? What are the benefits that make you think, Weeeelll, I don't actually value my privacy THAT much...?

@laurenlaverne.bsky.social important Art Mam news! New album of reworked old songs with her current house band, SexMob.

Mahmood's claim that she is following 'Labour values' seems to boil down to 'Look, miners were basically racists, right?'

It makes me think of a parody version of Summer of 69 for some reason

I've never even heard of The Outfield. Is this some kind of 'big in Japan' situation where one country is massively skewing the results?

What are you going as for World Some Kinda Mook Day? I'm dressing as a washed-up drunk with a gambling problem who is in it up to *here*

Don't rule out Option C - she is lying AND stupid

By no means the worst element here but Donald Glover is about to sue the arse off the WH for using Bonfire as the soundtrack

Oh god I forgot about the ballet!

Trying hard to imagine a worse scene than going to the pictures and finding a load of Peaky Blinders cosplayers

Well played, Microsoft. Having two very similar but actually completely different query languages for almost the same products, one called 'KQL' and the other 'KeyQL' was definitely the best way to help users find information on either.

Oof. I guess all heroes have feet of clay

The first political party to get behind the STP agenda will reap the benefits. Labour could control the narrative at a stroke if the Home Secretary would only act against these dangerous so-called STPizzas

Decided to become an influencer

Quite

You have to laugh at them making a modular OS with optional components (a genuinely good idea) but then making AI one of the components that are NOT optional.

Anyway, try Linux

If you know, you know

Citizens of Omelas 'disturbed' by attacks from neighbouring city, suggest torturing a second child.

Amanda Seyfried wore a 'prosthetic butthole' for new movie 'Testament o Ann Lee'

Roses are red,
The Hulk is angry,

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

If they did not have a talking dog, please do not tell me. Let me keep the dream alive.

the velvet underground appreciation society (who confirmed this info) did actually begin with a cross country research trip in 1977.

This is an excellent find but also I would just like to say I love the image of 'Velvet Underground Researchers' and picture them as a kind of Mystery Inc. outfit, roaming America with their talking dog and searching for lost VU nuggets

Just watched S01E01 and my current status is: WHELMED but it is early days

And that is S01E01. I shall keep you all posted.

I have no memory of it beyond moaning at being made to watch Den from Eastenders and not the cool new thing I had read about

-James Marshall looks like Zoolander doing Blue Steel ALL THE TIME
-I loved the array of doughnuts
-Kyle MacLachlan is just brilliant as Cooper, but he does remind me a bit of Barron Trump. Probably the slicked-back hair.

Yes I have an inkling you may be right

Nope. Never got around to it. UNTIL NOW.