malaxa

clinton obama meme SINCE THE GOVERNMENT SHUT DOWN N SHIT CAN WE GET SOME HOES IN HERE OR WHAT?

"The party of the proletariat must learn to catch every liberal just at the moment when he is prepared to move forward an inch, and make him move forward a yard. If he is obdurate, we will go forward without him and over him."

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Mamdate of heaven confirmed

you used to hear about memory foam all the time back in the day. what happened

cock cage that looks like the winrar logo

"Oh boy can't wait to do some river fishing!"
The Perced Out Salmon about to break my ankles off:

THE MEME IS REAL

have you heard of "2". indie classic. your favorite number's favorite number

interesting

every indie dev team needs an assigned political commissar to prevent them from making a "cozy game"

I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

i had already been looking by the time she asked so i was able to reply right away

clicker training my yerba mate

muscle man voice my mom is the woke version of borat voice my wife

leaving my wife today after a month or living together :(

Screenshot of text: [Highlighting begins] But the shooting may put concerns over gun violence back on voters’ minds, and may lead some to further scrutinize Mr. Mamdani, [Highlighting ends] who has relatively limited experience in government and has not handled a high-profile crisis while in office.

One fascinating thing about the most self-serious newspaper in America with its staff of the winning journalistic meritocrats is that it routinely, institutionally publishes completely made-up bullshit speculation about pure abstractions, based on zero reporting, written as if it were plain facts

"i used to be a 4chan user" yeah well i used to be dope but then i got swag

here’s just a list of numbers

a collage of personal filled crossword grids

recently i’ve been playing around with the idea of crosswords as art, not to be solved but observed. this is an attempt to look at the inside of my head

“Puzzle Pieces 01”

anglers fuck better because they tangle the pussy in the fishing line

the iceman:

i did not expect kem jennings' bsky account yo be so good. this man is a mormon television host

When Sheldon sees a weird prehistoric fish

Scene from an unknown anime of a girl holding an American flag while a guy shields himself from it saying "Ugh! Put that horrid thing away!"

The day has come once more

A teen girl wearing a Vote for Pedro t shirt looks at her flip phone while holding a placard that reads "USA=FAG NATION" and standing on a trampled American flag

Happy 4th