Jorts (and Jean)

Jorts (and Jean)

@jortsthecat.bsky.social

Jorts the cat. Jean helps me.

117,416 Followers 760 Following 2,187 Posts Joined Apr 2023
2 days ago

😤😤😤

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2 days ago

That’s a complex
negotiation issue at the union printers bargaining table tbh

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2 days ago

We need to refuse. I’m tired let’s be dramatic about it

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2 days ago

Love you too

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2 days ago

No I won’t even NEED it anymore this is all miserable [wailing ridiculously]

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2 days ago

😭🥲

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2 days ago

Yes we do

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2 days ago

We love Yuki too

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3 days ago
A kitty rolling around on blue jeans and a very fur covered Jorts the Cat sweatshirt.

My cat, Yuki, loves Jeans and @jortsthecat.bsky.social

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2 days ago

I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to go to Tucson because that’s technically outside. Like California where I’m also not allowed to go to

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2 days ago

I’m keeping the crusties on principle. If I have to feel tired I am going to LOOK tired

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2 days ago

Sure let me have relaxing time and snacks for one hour WHY DO WE DO THIS

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2 days ago
an exhausted orange cat, on a pillow, yawning widely

Give me my fucking hour back. I need it

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2 days ago
an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

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4 days ago

LOOK AT THOSE BEANS

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2 months ago
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me every single day

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1 week ago
A reddish-brown dog and an orange kitten, both of whom seem to have never been fed in their entire lives, plead that the photographer share even just a morsel of his donut, which is out of frame, with them.

Pictured, a dog and a kitten letting the photographer know that they would gladly help him eat his donut if he wanted them to.

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1 week ago

of the two articles currently circulating about Sheri’s Ranch which feature Jupiter Jetson, this one is way more worth your time. there is a fascinating and important story in the unfolding workers’ rights movement in Nevada’s legal brothels that will resonate with anyone who’s been a contractor

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1 week ago

"small government"

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1 week ago

Ok great. I told myself about your orange boy and I purred back

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1 week ago

Let's see if we can raise $10,000 today for red state or national queer orgs. Post proof here in the replies that you donated to a red state or national queer organization and I will share.

Who's with me?

(I can't donate myself because I'm a journalist who covers these orgs)

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1 week ago

If trans people want/need to leave, that is worthy. It’s also worthy to stay and fight, or to need to stay and still need rights. Queer folks in red states need and deserve our support at least as much as the work being done from “safer” states

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1 week ago

The QTs on this are a good read

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2 weeks ago
orange cat looking offended

whenever he is sitting around looking upset we've started calling him "Upsetti Spaghetti, the Italian cat" and i'm pretty sure it just makes him madder

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2 weeks ago

Stay safe everyone, and check on your neighbors. That’s all I have to say on this topic

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2 weeks ago

If you have people in affected areas (lots of US and Canadian expats, snowbirds and tourists there) they should get in contact with their embassy, stay inside, keep calm, eat something, charge their phones etc.

Yes this is disruptive and scary for visitors but it’s much much harder on the locals

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2 weeks ago

I’m not sure how much is breaking through the sunday news cycle about Mexico but remember the USA puts all this pressure to get the cartel leaders and provides absolutely no support with aftermath like this. Who buys the drugs? USA. Who supplies their guns? USA also

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2 weeks ago

Reading people. Body language. Knowing how to connect with people totally unlike you and with different backgrounds and beliefs. Defusing tense situations. Gaining trust. High endurance, pain tolerance, and work ethic. Reaction time. Prioritizing order of execution. Anticipating people’s needs. Tons

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2 weeks ago

Gonzo nobody tempted or entrapped you. Let them know I’m proud of them

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2 weeks ago

YES THAT IS WHAT I SCREAMED. ALL GOOD

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