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@jortsthecat.bsky.social

Jorts the cat. Jean helps me.

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If one person starts yelling, itโ€™s easy from there. Donโ€™t be afraid to be the first person to start yelling at a Nazi

03.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1271    ๐Ÿ” 238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Better out than in

03.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who said I was? If I was it was probably just a healthy zest for living

03.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand the issue here. Iโ€™m not asking you to explain, Iโ€™m ok with my ignorance in this topic tbh

03.10.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well. I am not a lawyer, I say this all the time actually

03.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is just our culture

03.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an orange cat is on the floor on a towel with all his paws curled up. He isnโ€™t screaming. But if he was, this wouldnโ€™t affect you if you mute when you arenโ€™t talking

an orange cat is on the floor on a towel with all his paws curled up. He isnโ€™t screaming. But if he was, this wouldnโ€™t affect you if you mute when you arenโ€™t talking

If you politely mute when you aren't talking, it doesn't even matter if someone is scream meowing in the background of your zoom

03.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3516    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
24/7 LIVESTREAM OF GLOBAL SUMUD FLOTILLA
YouTube video by Global Sumud Flotilla 24/7 LIVESTREAM OF GLOBAL SUMUD FLOTILLA

Close to 65k watching the livefeed from the Global Sumud Flotilla off the coast of Gaza.

Israel seems to be intercepting right now.

All eyes needed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEN2...

01.10.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1119    ๐Ÿ” 579    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Watching the Sumud Flotilla tonight and thinking about our friend Greta Thunberg, who was just arrested by Israelโ€ฆ and also countless other people who are just as brave even if we donโ€™t know their names yet

02.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 987    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm finally back at it with stats!

Gonzo is at 96.03% for the month of September with 22 crimbs so far this month. He has a YTD ratio of 145 non-crimb to 127 crimb days.

Gonzo also has one 200% day and (144) 100% days. The bulk of his crimb days (91) are a 95%!

01.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 480    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

And calling their boats ugly

30.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno about you but everytime I'm addressing a group of people I need on my side, I always start by calling them fat and lazy

30.09.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3330    ๐Ÿ” 378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Californians: do it

28.09.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 869    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

That also sounds fake. If I am not supposed to kick it around why is it something I walk in

26.09.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an orange cat is looking slightly cranky as a pet brush descends towards him

an orange cat is looking slightly cranky as a pet brush descends towards him

Allegedly they wouldnโ€™t โ€œhave to vacuum so muchโ€ if I stopped โ€œbeing so dramaticโ€ when they are โ€œjust trying to brush meโ€ which all sounds fake. I choose neither

25.09.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2274    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.

22.09.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1921    ๐Ÿ” 389    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

jimmys kimmel

22.09.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 529    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Damn it youโ€™re right

22.09.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See that would be a fair point if coherently made

19.09.2025 07:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang

19.09.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just turn on a fan

19.09.2025 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At fartin

19.09.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha I ate cheese ok

19.09.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally so camp

19.09.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair but for an animal you have to admit I am not that innocent haha

19.09.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even a passenger! I was removed after a incident

19.09.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an orange cat is sitting in a cardboard box looking noble

an orange cat is sitting in a cardboard box looking noble

Cats donโ€™t fart as often or as loud, but

Anyway. Wasnโ€™t me

19.09.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2597    ๐Ÿ” 150    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I know this looks bad but for some reason I find it funny and not upsetting

19.09.2025 06:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do check in. There are no fences, workers still reach out to me so I still check in. That doesnโ€™t make me a nazi

19.09.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I go there to check in and there are still some good ones left. Maybe one day

19.09.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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