President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
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President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.
The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.
Topo Gigio Gang rise UP
05.12.2025 00:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βEveryone is 12 nowβ also and at times especially applies to reading comprehension of the arts
04.12.2025 19:55 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PRESIDENTβS PHYSICIAN: Heβll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
I was supposed to review the 4K of Hard Boiled, but Shoutβs production run shorted so they nixed review copies, but ofc by the time I learned that and tried to buy a copy it was sold out everywhere and I have refreshed every day to see if itβs back in stock lol.
04.12.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh, and Prophet Iβve heard incredible things about. And I didnβt even realize Ruckaβs Lazarus was in this lol this is the deal of the year.
04.12.2025 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Remender titles and East of West alone make this a steal. Hell, I already got the HB bundle of Remender Image titles in a separate sale and still paid for this for EoW
04.12.2025 17:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Despite my usual βwhy are you publishing these on 12/1β grumbling, the EOY music lists cropping up have felt the most interesting and varied theyβve been in ages. Even the relatively ubiquitous picks are idiosyncratic; how many years has a record like LUX been on every niche and mainstream list?
04.12.2025 16:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm v aware I sound like an old man when I say βthis Bad Bunny album is good stuff!β but Iβve circled back to it here and there over the last few months when I have time to maybe listen to some songs in the PR styles itβs pulling from, or reading translated lyrics and it only grows for me bc of it
04.12.2025 14:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jeffries was too busy going on CNN the same day to praise Trump for βsecuring the border.β
03.12.2025 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Probably the most elaborate fantasy sheβs responsible for is the cordyceps spores she has animating her limbic system due to all the black mold in her home.
03.12.2025 22:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. Iβm assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno whatβs going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol
03.12.2025 18:30 β π 1811 π 304 π¬ 33 π 11*sits backward on chair*
Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized
Happy birthday Jean-Luc Godard, who made cinema at the speed of thought. I wrote an all-too-short obit for Hyperallergic when he passed. hyperallergic.com/jean-luc-god...
03.12.2025 16:28 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The conversion rate for NWOBHM comebacks is insane. Raven, Tokyo Blade, Wytch Hazel and ofc Saxon all still putting out quality stuff is kind of bananas for a genre whose two breakout acts are also having killer elder statesmen eras even if it feels misleading to still tag Priest & Maiden as NWOBHM
03.12.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt fret, Aerosmith fans, Steven Tyler will still be in the attraction
03.12.2025 15:09 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The HFR in 2 was the best Iβd seen to that point but still felt jarring at times, but here it feels sharpened up just a bit and it really comes across well when seeing both real and CGI water.
03.12.2025 14:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah I didnβt clarify that as well as I could have but thatβs what I was getting at by βcapturedβ vs animated. But I think the HFR in this is less jarring than it was in 2 and sharpened up the water motion a bit.
03.12.2025 14:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From the water animation in Pinocchio all the way up to Avatar 2 and 3 I am always mesmerized when water is either drawn or captured in a new way and Avatar 3βs water scenes somehow look even better than 2βs
03.12.2025 14:44 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1Artistβs rendering of the reaction during Moby Dick when Ishmael drifts away from whales and the glory of whaling to American continental expansion
03.12.2025 13:41 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: βStrong floor, no ceilingβ
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: βA clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.β
I stand by my Letterboxd post that Ron Howard validates the auteur theory because if it wasnβt real, the sheer amount of mega-talented crew hands he always hires to *try* to compensate for his awfulness would result in at least one movie that looks good
02.12.2025 23:22 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get in the van, kids, weβre going to Quiville
02.12.2025 23:20 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump sitting under a giant fast food heat lamp slumped over and babbling until he snaps somewhat into focus to spew out another racist rant all while his hatchet-faced Oops, All Wormtongues cabinet praise him for making the sun rise is really the only way any of this could have ended.
02.12.2025 20:29 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs a Teamster but for vomit
02.12.2025 18:38 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0BEST ACTRESS: Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
02.12.2025 18:01 β π 132 π 25 π¬ 0 π 33Also i disagree that its story is irrelevant. Ppl bring up Dances with Wolves but there are questions to what degree someone can give up his identity that only sci-fi can broach. And in the naked moral justification of violent indigenous resistance itβs much closer to βred westernsβ of East Germany
02.12.2025 16:41 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt begrudge anyone for finding Avatar too corny but when people are just like βyeah itβs good spectacle but thatβs itβ I am so bewildered because we are STARVED for spectacle. Iβd rather see a $350 million movie where every red cent went on the screen than one where $250M went to actor salaries
02.12.2025 16:30 β π 165 π 11 π¬ 37 π 7βThe Avatar movies have no cultural impactβ buddy you better thank your lucky stars something made in America is still this popular in China.
02.12.2025 12:59 β π 172 π 7 π¬ 12 π 3