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Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/

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The simulation is breaking down, there’s a Georgia Republican named John F Kennedy??

05.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing this right next to video of the marine getting swarmed by cops and his hand broken by a shitkicker senator and vibrating fully out of my skull

04.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth has attempted to shove out every person of color and woman from the military just in time for them to need frantically to pull together the largest standing army since Vietnam entirely out of the MAGA core of sentient Vienna sausages and bird-chested Racist John Keatses. Best of luck

04.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Access Hollywood on Instagram: "β€œYou just made it sound like you’ve never watched a movie I’ve ever done.” πŸ˜‚" 48K likes, 653 comments - accesshollywood on February 22, 2026: "β€œYou just made it sound like you’ve never watched a movie I’ve ever done.” πŸ˜‚".

That would honestly track very well with this all timer moment where they were asked each other’s favorite movie www.instagram.com/reel/DVFFuBF...

04.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me when I don’t answer a text but then post on here or IG where that same friend follows me

04.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WASHINGTON (AP) β€” White House says Spain has agreed to cooperate with US operations in Mideast after Trump threatened financial penalties.

MADRID (AP) β€” Spain's government denies cooperation with US operations in the Middle East, contradicting White House.

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They’re gonna have to keep driving to the top of a hill to get a signal for the drones

04.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellas is it good to launch Operation Red Dawn with a military purged of officers who refused to do a keg stand?

04.03.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hum (1991) - Disco fight with Batman theme playing in the background
YouTube video by Miroslav Libicher Hum (1991) - Disco fight with Batman theme playing in the background

I want to draw special attention to this batshit sequence from the Bollywood hit Hum that you have to see to believe -- a disco fight set to the old Batman TV theme, with the characters mouthing along to the words. it is incredible. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8911...

04.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The new Fleischer cartoon restorations that have been traveling from cinema to cinema are making their Blu-ray debut. This Volume 1 is an eclectic curation of 20 great shorts, some which have never been on home video in HD before. And the ones that have are gonna look a lot better on this disc.

04.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Greg Davies: That is one absolutely sodden infant. Excellent work.

Thetis: It's not as easy as you might think, dipping a baby in a river

Alex Horne: So the instructions for the task were to dip the *whole baby* in the river...

04.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 192    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
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Iwao Takamoto was one of the Disney greats. Films like Sleeping Beauty owe a lot to his meticulous lines.

The studio was a kind of home for him -- it was a big change. Just before, he'd been in the camps. We explore the story:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/takamoto-a...

03.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 967    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

Very happy to see Iran actively degrading the capacity of the UAE to continue to so blatantly coordinate w/ the Trump Administration to create an ethereal tax evasion system based on merging Cryptocurrency w/ Banking

The UAE has 49% stake in World Liberty Financial; Trump's personal Crypto Company

04.03.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

23 years old today

04.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 33
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Mine is still Mike Johnson bc I’m sick of looking at his Stanley Tucci in The Lonely Bones ass visage, or Bessent, but he’s certainly up there.

04.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
In the Loop (2009) - The mountain of conflict
YouTube video by Alexei Djalagonia In the Loop (2009) - The mountain of conflict

youtu.be/L24Wol8yLwo?...

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β€œOur coalition of brave warfighters has compromised to a permanent end this painting of a tunnel. Now to walk up to it, secure in the knowledge that certainly no train will barrel out of the false front”

04.03.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had so many annoying conversations with people who were like β€œwell it’s good he’s taking food dyes out!” regardless of the fact that identified risky dyes were already long gone but you take away America’s Dunkin and there will be war.

04.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the stupid ironies of the Trump era is that both Never-Trump apostates & new cult devotees both believed him when he said no new wars, which has resulted in the former now making the Simpsons lemon face as they love the bombs but hate the bomber and the latter resort to Good Tsar, Bad Boyars

04.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

From the Jewish family who got Louis Armstrong his first horn to Goodman’s integrated orchestra, all arrows in Jazz point to the Masada Songbook as a logical end, only to swerve and place jazz in the hands of guys in trilbies who still play When the Saints Go Marching In bsky.app/profile/bowi...

04.03.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I specifically called that out in my LB post. It got on my nerves so bad lol

04.03.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most moving subplot of Ken Burns’s Jazz, for me, was its spotlight on how early jazz was maybe the most visible display of solidarity between Black and Jewish Americans, which had the side effect of reframing John Zorn not as a no wave rupture but part of a continuum with Benny Goodman et al

04.03.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

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Tweet by Igor Bobic 

"Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat:

β€œOh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

Tweet by Igor Bobic "Fetterman responds to Graham Platner saying he should lose his seat: β€œOh, really? The guy with the Nazi tattoo? Yeah, I'm devastated by that.” "

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

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An extraordinary assembly of β€œelite human capital.” Crypto Popeye over on the right, a police sketch of Mr. Beast, and Ian in his Brian Peppers era. This is the SEAL Team Six of guys blacklisted by Doordash bsky.app/profile/ktho...

03.03.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, interesting, two fictional characters but no WOMEN?

03.03.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn this is admin K-Tel cause they’re bringing us ALL the hits

03.03.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp! bsky.app/profile/jami...

03.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0