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Freelance critic and terminally online figure. Letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/jakepcole/

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President rapist. Cabinet full of rapists. A rapist and an abuser on the Supreme Court. Pro-rape policies.

The Republican Party is objectively pro-rape.

05.12.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Topo Gigio Gang rise UP

05.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEveryone is 12 now” also and at times especially applies to reading comprehension of the arts

04.12.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.

04.12.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

I was supposed to review the 4K of Hard Boiled, but Shout’s production run shorted so they nixed review copies, but ofc by the time I learned that and tried to buy a copy it was sold out everywhere and I have refreshed every day to see if it’s back in stock lol.

04.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and Prophet I’ve heard incredible things about. And I didn’t even realize Rucka’s Lazarus was in this lol this is the deal of the year.

04.12.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Remender titles and East of West alone make this a steal. Hell, I already got the HB bundle of Remender Image titles in a separate sale and still paid for this for EoW

04.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite my usual β€œwhy are you publishing these on 12/1” grumbling, the EOY music lists cropping up have felt the most interesting and varied they’ve been in ages. Even the relatively ubiquitous picks are idiosyncratic; how many years has a record like LUX been on every niche and mainstream list?

04.12.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m v aware I sound like an old man when I say β€œthis Bad Bunny album is good stuff!” but I’ve circled back to it here and there over the last few months when I have time to maybe listen to some songs in the PR styles it’s pulling from, or reading translated lyrics and it only grows for me bc of it

04.12.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeffries was too busy going on CNN the same day to praise Trump for β€œsecuring the border.”

03.12.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the most elaborate fantasy she’s responsible for is the cordyceps spores she has animating her limbic system due to all the black mold in her home.

03.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got offered a LOT of money to host an official HP podcast and turned it down immediately. I’m assuming since I am not a podcaster that they have an extremely long list of people who have also said no to this. Dunno whatβ€˜s going on with the actors but the comics are holding the line lol

03.12.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1811    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 11

*sits backward on chair*

Let me tell you kids about another Carpenter who a lot of people criticized

20.06.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
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Jean-Luc Godard, Who Defined the French New Wave, Dies at 91 The director’s six-decade career was an ever-adapting project to examine cinema’s relationship to the other arts and its inherent aesthetic and moral responsibilities.

Happy birthday Jean-Luc Godard, who made cinema at the speed of thought. I wrote an all-too-short obit for Hyperallergic when he passed. hyperallergic.com/jean-luc-god...

03.12.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The conversion rate for NWOBHM comebacks is insane. Raven, Tokyo Blade, Wytch Hazel and ofc Saxon all still putting out quality stuff is kind of bananas for a genre whose two breakout acts are also having killer elder statesmen eras even if it feels misleading to still tag Priest & Maiden as NWOBHM

03.12.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t fret, Aerosmith fans, Steven Tyler will still be in the attraction

03.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The HFR in 2 was the best I’d seen to that point but still felt jarring at times, but here it feels sharpened up just a bit and it really comes across well when seeing both real and CGI water.

03.12.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I didn’t clarify that as well as I could have but that’s what I was getting at by β€œcaptured” vs animated. But I think the HFR in this is less jarring than it was in 2 and sharpened up the water motion a bit.

03.12.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From the water animation in Pinocchio all the way up to Avatar 2 and 3 I am always mesmerized when water is either drawn or captured in a new way and Avatar 3’s water scenes somehow look even better than 2’s

03.12.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Artist’s rendering of the reaction during Moby Dick when Ishmael drifts away from whales and the glory of whaling to American continental expansion

03.12.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: β€œStrong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: β€œA clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

03.12.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 15351    πŸ” 4259    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 187

I stand by my Letterboxd post that Ron Howard validates the auteur theory because if it wasn’t real, the sheer amount of mega-talented crew hands he always hires to *try* to compensate for his awfulness would result in at least one movie that looks good

02.12.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get in the van, kids, we’re going to Quiville

02.12.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump sitting under a giant fast food heat lamp slumped over and babbling until he snaps somewhat into focus to spew out another racist rant all while his hatchet-faced Oops, All Wormtongues cabinet praise him for making the sun rise is really the only way any of this could have ended.

02.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a Teamster but for vomit

02.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BEST ACTRESS: Rose Byrne, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

02.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 33

Also i disagree that its story is irrelevant. Ppl bring up Dances with Wolves but there are questions to what degree someone can give up his identity that only sci-fi can broach. And in the naked moral justification of violent indigenous resistance it’s much closer to β€œred westerns” of East Germany

02.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t begrudge anyone for finding Avatar too corny but when people are just like β€œyeah it’s good spectacle but that’s it” I am so bewildered because we are STARVED for spectacle. I’d rather see a $350 million movie where every red cent went on the screen than one where $250M went to actor salaries

02.12.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 7

β€œThe Avatar movies have no cultural impact” buddy you better thank your lucky stars something made in America is still this popular in China.

02.12.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

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