πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Al....always AlπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦Al....always AlπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@roadkillbbq.bsky.social

I'll think of something deeply profound and fascinating and lure you in here. *narrator: "He'll offer you free weed. Run"

249 Followers 72 Following 638 Posts Joined Sep 2023
1 week ago

And I shall laugh heartily , whilst you piss them off.

I brought game. 😁

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3 weeks ago

Seems there are just levels of self awareness that even medications can't rectify. Sigh.

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5 months ago

3 words i thought id never say : LETS GO JAYS!!

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5 months ago

Stay outta my medicine cabinet Ms. Snoopy pants

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9 months ago

Great addiction.

And real books. Paper and everything. Well done.

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9 months ago

I think life was simpler before social media and you didn't know how stupid people are.

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9 months ago

This app is seriously devoid of quality foot porn.

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9 months ago

Screws up the foot porn too ..

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9 months ago

I wanted to get dressed n go to work n junk but that just sounded crazy πŸ€ͺ

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9 months ago

Same as the odds our team player premiere out here in AB plays nice for the good of the whole.

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9 months ago

Yeah but what a way to go. πŸ₯°

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9 months ago
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thanos from avengers infinity war is shown with the word impossible behind him ALT: thanos from avengers infinity war is shown with the word impossible behind him
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9 months ago

Damn straight sista.
And we don't gaf anyway.

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9 months ago

God bless stupid people. πŸ™„

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10 months ago

I'm old school enough that if I drop you off at home, I'm going to watch until you get in the door safely. Sorry.

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10 months ago

My name is Al and I sadly relate to this.

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10 months ago

Social media mentality :

" I've had eleventy billion consecutive bad relationships .
What's wrong with everyone else?!"

Pot meet common denominator πŸ™„

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10 months ago

Laugh accomplished.

* takes bow.

Have a great night Dino.

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10 months ago

I don't know who needs to hear this , but no, we don't all want you.

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10 months ago

Oh that would just cross lines.

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10 months ago

Just trying to juice up the " evil" part of the brochure. 😬

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10 months ago

This whole society needs a shot of " get tf over yourself"

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10 months ago

Sigh

You forgot harvesting stem cells and clubbing baby seals.

You're welcome.

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10 months ago

As much as I'm sick and tired of the fascist agenda on the right, I'm equally fed up with the sterilization police on the left. Ffs, make the battles count.

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10 months ago

Ummm?πŸ€”

Pretty in both?

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10 months ago

We shouldn't hero worship anyone.
Just flawed human being. Some are just more well known.

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10 months ago

Tax religion.

End of issue.

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10 months ago

Finger backup alert.

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10 months ago

How do you know he's a "real" giant.

Maybe he's identifying as a cell tower. πŸ€”

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10 months ago

Tries it.

Boooooo

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