Chocolate Philosopher @itsmscoco

Every time.

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11.08.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was thinking about the #BaldBitchHater …

And Women really gotta work to find their light man.

EYE KNOW it can be difficult and life can work overtime to snuff it out.

But being mad at someone else’s shine won’t bring you out of the darkness baby.

11.08.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saving all my dick for you

11.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 3

I’m absolutely someone who can be talked out of their panties.

Talk that talk to me.

11.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 18 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 2

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I love words so much

10.08.2025 05:00 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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It’s insane how much proper punctuation turns me on.

It’s the attention to detail …

11.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They do over here!!!

I live for a big legged pant!

11.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t given up on you yet.

11.08.2025 02:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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11.08.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Literally NOTHING can prepare you for the first time you experience heartburn …

Don’t let it be in the middle of the night too!!?

You will think bout to meet your maker.

11.08.2025 00:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spread the word! Heartburn will have you thinking you about to meet Jesus

11.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Keep living 😂

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I’m supposed to be cooking salmon for my lunch tomorrow … but here I am

Fooling with ya’ll

11.08.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Speaking of which cousins …

In a pinch … a spoonful of REGULAR yellow mustard will stop that heartburn damn near IMMEDIATELY.

11.08.2025 00:39 — 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

“I’m not even my mom’s second child” is the flex I did not know I needed to hear

11.08.2025 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Them 50’s housewives were NOT happier … they had easier access to strong pills.

11.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Imagine you're told to stay a virgin until marriage, then you get married and find out the penis is subpar. Can't even complain or they'll drill you, just not how you wanted.

11.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Listen. I had a man text me a picture of the baby from the hospital and say “you should’ve been the mom”

Bitch WHAT!?

That heffa whole insides still outside her body.

11.08.2025 00:34 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 4

Might’ve could’ve got you some live and direct … but you busy bullying me on the playground 🙃

11.08.2025 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nahhhh usually a no face profile pic is a RED FLAG …

And the first line of his bio says “married “

Like … MOVE

11.08.2025 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This MF liking photos I forgot I posted 😳

Like … HOW MY TITTIES GET HERE!?

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