Atiya Townes

Things that have to happen for my cats to get fed. I have to pee and wash my hands.

But first they have to get off my bladder so I can do that.

Nah they just gonna yell at me about how hungry they are.

They don't logic very well.

#lifewithcats #catsarejerks

That sounds amazing.

I complained to my brother, that I didn't want to finish crocheting my sweater because it's been in the 80's for maybe 10 days. He texts back that they've been having a deep freeze.

Well now I just feel bad.

I had to read that a couple of times. And then I kind of wondered if I was in a simulation.

Happy Birthday!!!

a man in pajamas says by all means in front of a sign that says schitts creek ALT: a man in pajamas says by all means in front of a sign that says schitts creek

I'm just saying...
If I invite you to say more clever things, don't block me. Say more clever things. You came on my post with that snappy confidence. Go ahead and shine boo. You have the floor.

Don't stop now.

The girls at my high school used to Jenny Jones.

That is a journey he went on.

WHY THE FUCK WAS HE IN HER WALLET?
I hope she checked her credit score and all her balances because...

What fresh hell are we living in???

It's bad to read books now y'all. I mean it's totes-ma-goat okay to go through wallets and shit, but READ???
Absolutely not.

I hope she's safe, and that she checked her credit card and bank statements. And that her next book is amazing.

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Congratulations🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

You have my attention now. Please continue to say more clever things.

Definitely outside. I mean OUTSIDE outside...

I love that for her.

They could have just moved their boat, now we gotta celebrate they ass whuppin twice a year.🤣🤣🤣

We got ROBBED with the second season opening.

two women are sitting on a couch and one is crying and the other is talking on a cell phone . ALT: two women are sitting on a couch and one is crying and the other is talking on a cell phone .

boo hoo

Okay, and my ancestors weren't stolen from our homes and so disconnected from our cultures that our cousin won't even acknowledge us.

Erasure much.

I can only assume the taste has change more since then. I don't even buy it now. I have to spice my mayonnaise up if I want something a little lively.

It used to be more tangy (is that the right word for it?). That's why I stopped using it. We as a family swore by it for decades, and then the flavor just went...off. like around 2002 it got different.

The bullshit is, he knew all that, made the image anyway and thought I would find it funny.

He sat through my lecture because he knew he was wrong.

My fucking brother, who thinks AI is the devil made something and sent it to me. I was like what fresh fuckshit AI hell is this???

And I had to lecture him about how much water the data centers use, that their local cities and townships no longer have access to just make your stupid stolen collage.

Not the biracial guy. I remember the white guy though. That was a fun day.

I used to love that podcast. I have no idea why I stopped listening to it.

That is taught bitch behavior.

They doing this wrong. I would put this on a tote bag. For all the right reasons.🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

6,000 people and y'all ain't got a grocery store? Y'all one big ass food desert.

I understand this is a child, but from another child's perspective, you gotta ask.

I mean... was he being a bitch???

The elderly are a bunch of freaks. Super duper Freaks.

This is strangely a neutral statement.

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