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They can't serve doubles in SL,UT so I guess I am drinking twice as fast.

When I was on it I got absolutely skull splitting headaches whenever I got close to c*mming. They stopped when I stopped the Lexapro. Not your exact problem but I bet they are related.

Nerd conventions are notoriously debaucherous after hours so I have no idea how this is gonna work.

They. Can't. Serve. Doubles. In. SL,UT!!!!!

Going to Salt Lake City for Dragonsteel. The convergence of Mormon dorks and gay fantasy nerds is gonna be hilarious.

Alright...been drinking wine since 3pm. Let's see if I'm actually innebriated enough to deal with the fucking thunderdome that family gatherings have become ever since my sister got married.

Arm truly is one of god's best additions to men.

A dude I dated 15 years ago found me on Grindr. I was super into him but I was 23 at the time and he was 34 so it was never gonna be anything serious. Now he wants to grab a drink. I am white knuckling it through the rest of the day. There is a chance I would break my "no relationship" rule for him.

People joke about how for job applications you submit your resume and then just type out everything on it anyway but what they don't mention are the mountain of essays recruiters expect you to write. The amount of effort they expect you to put in so they don't have to put in any themselves is insane

It's kinda crazy how my mood can go from "amazing" to "meh" to "I want to kill myself" in the span of 45 minutes. It's almost like I'm deeply mentally ill.

Finally gonna try to dip my toe back into tech because coasting at this job is wearing on me. I'm very excited to have any confidence or self esteem stomped into the dirt by hundreds of rejections and ghostings.

I'm like 80% joking when I say it's Texas and yall can't even befriend a token latino?!

A lotta yall Dallas gays need to take a step back and realize "my friend group consists exclusively of conventionally attractive white cis dudes" does not say good things about you.

NO JOKES! ONLY PRAXIS!

I genuinely do not take my Xanax very often so it always hits like a truck and I love waking up in the morning with a bunch of chores done that I have absolutely zero memory of doing.

I fully expect Republicans to try to bring back debtors prison once the increasingly large amount of debt Americans are in comes crashing down.

We're gonna actually set this planet on fire but at least the incel billionaires will have their AI girlfriends who don't talk back.

Normally I don't respect straight men or their opinions but there is something about a gym bro dropping the "you're looking jacked dude" that will always make me blush and kick my feet.

Thank you! 🥰😊

My trainer ambushed me with a picture cause I "look jacked." I think I kinda look like Jonathan Bailey so I'm happy.

WRONG

Sailor Mars

AI art could never replicate the humiliation of painting trade. Every bottom's shameful masterpiece.

I just want to sit at home and play Hyrule Warriors with my cat.

Fuck it from now on just vote for the hot person. I'm dead serious. If you just vote for the hot candidate you'll end up on the right side of history at least 80% of the time and that's a damn lot better than we've been doing.

I think you just have to display it in a glass case at your local library.

Hey yeah so if anyone does the "having sex with a 15 year old isn't as bad as having sex with an 8 year old" line then you are legally obligated to start pushing a pencil up their nose and just keep pushing until their eyes permanently glaze over and they never speak again.

While we're talking about random ass old games. This game is legitimately the reason video games are such a big hobby of mine as an adult.

"Oh my goodness my exit on 75 is approaching so rapidly and I was in the midst of a text message to my aunt, everyone please understand as I cross 4 lanes of traffic at 85 miles an hour."

Dallas drivers literally just get out the car and fucking shoot me already.