Whatever I photograph I always lose.
25.03.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@nocontextfilm.bsky.social
We've got a blind date with destiny... and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
Whatever I photograph I always lose.
25.03.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every song is a story. If it's not a story it's not a song.
21.03.2025 19:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Let me introduce you. That's Mr What's-his-name, and over there in the corner, that's the major... that's an American judge, and there's the King of Pomerania.
15.03.2025 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You will make my strength your own, and see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father and the father becomes the son.
12.03.2025 22:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I was promised seven bags of rice to turn you into mince meat and put you in a pie.
01.03.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just close your eyes, but keep your mind wide open.
24.02.2025 22:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait a minute! Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. I'm gonna have a thought. It's coming... It's gone.
23.02.2025 18:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I like the rain. Keeps everyone inside. Washes everything clean.
21.02.2025 22:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is just Ducky.
19.02.2025 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He wouldn't know god if he jumped up his trouser leg and bit him on the pecker
18.02.2025 00:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Death is afraid of those who pursue it. Instead of waiting for it, we run after it, and it moves away.
13.02.2025 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The report makes crystal clear that the police shot the right man, but - as far as I am aware - the wrong man exploded.
07.02.2025 00:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first time I ever saw a box jellyfish, I was twelve. Our father took us to the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I never forgot what he said... That it was the most deadly creature on earth. To me it was just the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
05.02.2025 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
31.01.2025 00:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
29.01.2025 21:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch
29.01.2025 01:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spirituality is not religion. Religion divides people. Belief in something unites them.
26.01.2025 00:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rubber dinghy rapids bro.
23.01.2025 22:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then the world will see how they've made us into animals. They'll start to ask questions about the conditions in our cages.
22.01.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause
22.01.2025 00:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I should've been the prince of rats.
21.01.2025 00:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure!
20.01.2025 01:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What kind of American are you?
18.01.2025 22:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
16.01.2025 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know about you, but I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all of this.
16.01.2025 00:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A wise guy's always right; even when he's wrong, he's right.
15.01.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can't sell horse tranquillisers to a midget!
09.01.2025 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tricky Dicky, no name for a president.
07.01.2025 23:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well I just look like I fuck, you know what I mean? I look like I fuck. And that's the vibe I like to put out there.
07.01.2025 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Close your mouth, Michael. We are not a codfish
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