Internet Skeleton Rahan

uhhh

@popeyeotaku.bsky.social you said you wanted to do another translation together...

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okay i can’t even come up with a joking retort, and i am actively playing Xanadu right now.

that’s just miserable!

i need to see the writeup, and also need to finish the run I started in your last thread

some brainlord i turned out to be

it’s the konami curse.
Silent Hill really liked too much from SH2.
Netflixvania 1 desperately wanted to be Symphony when it was supposed to be CV3.
Netflixvania 2 should have tried to be Rondo or Symphony, but decided it should be Bloodlines instead. Way better show, but still: not Rondo.

coincidentally, as I look up the new silent hill movie coming out next year: takes inspiration from the unreleased PT.

Can’t wait for the SH3 movie where Heather is locked in her apartment and can only get out via hole in her bathroom! (Still hype to see the movie, tho)

Silent Hill is the only horror movie I’ve ever seen in theaters, and I really loved it.

Although, it *was* the start of the curse Konami adaptations wanting to be a different entry in the franchise… Still: a fun movie, plus it gave us Laurie Holden screaming “What the fuck?!” a million times.

Tecmo’s Deception! Any of them, really, but the vibe of the first one is perfect!

Incredibly detailed article that brilliantly expands what’s going on and why it’s bad for audiences and the industry.

when the fuck is sewer shark HD goddamnit

business kellsual

メガドライブ　実機写真

10月29日は、メガドライブの誕生日！
1988年10月29日に「メガドライブ」は発売されました。

#メガドライブ #MEGADRIVE

Way back when, I was one of the first people to help move articles over from Rachel’s site, so a part of me is really attached to these old pages.

Iron Tank also has my first-ever translation, gracefully improved by @glitterberri.bsky.social

screenshot of The Cutting Room Floor's first main page edit: "It slices, it dices, it even filets the filet!"

screenshot of the original website (second link)

Time keeps flying... The Cutting Room Floor wiki turned 16 on Saturday!

TCRF is a product of everyone who has contributed to it over the years. Thanks to everyone that's edited an article, donated, or just shared it with their friends.

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if you have any money to spare and want to help cover bills this month, as always, it is appreciated: ko-fi.com/xkeeper

car insurance is gonna be a real nightmare next month.

additionally: michale graves, the other other frontman of the misfits, is also a nazi-adjacent reactionary asshole.

we just can’t win, unfortunately.

existence just gets to continue, since there’s all these new people outside of my family who’d miss me, too.

i’m grateful for this love that i do not feel i deserve, but i wish i could do something more than apologize for being a failure and a waste of their time and emotion.

trapped, searching and begging for someone to see some value in me, when there is clearly nothing there.

i’m nice, apparently. i’ve made a lot of new friends that say they love me and think i’m a Good Person, but that doesn’t feed my cat or my girlfriend or me.

so: my absolutely fucking pointless

so i’m just left being this fucking void. the worst of all possible versions of myself. haven’t had a job since november, clearly just unemployable. existing solely due to charity from friends and family. i hate my life, and really wish i could end it.
but i fucking can’t, don’t want to hurt anyone

another interview, another rejection. i’d say i’m a waste of space, but my brother in law is a waste of space, and he has a fucking job.

less than nothing, and cannot do anything about it. can’t stop existing, people ostensibly need me. can’t do anything that would justify my continued existence.

He *has* been cold in the ground for 21 years, so at the very least he hasn’t been “in heat” or giving off heat. Two points for creativity.

Unfortunately, the score was still at -2/10, so overall: no points, sorry AI. D:

'Hoshi Wo Miru Hito' released on this day in 1987.

Perhaps the most infamous RPG of the Famicom era, and renowned as "Densetsu no Kusoge" ("Legendary Shit Game") in its native Japan. Travel through walls, over oceans, and eventually into space in this utterly lawless adventure.

That’s not the Nu-Gundam! It must just be for show.

(i am so sorry, this is a couple of layers of Dumb Gundam Shit, please enjoy that build!)

one must imagine starscream cowardly.
- albert camus, probably

“hey everyone, i’m simon from CASTLE!
did you know? my favorite things are
jumping into medusa heads
wall chicken
water without any platforms
the newest season of netflix’s castlevania
and
DIRT
see ya in castlevania 2, everybody!”

aw fuck sub zero ate a bee

Consider:

- We know that the Funeral Games held for Patroclus included wrestling

- The Trojan War has at least one confirmed face (Helen, the face that launched a thousand ships)

- The Iliad is therefore a wrestling storyline

- It is therefore factually accurate to call Paris Achilles' heel

Brian Pumpkin

Bingo Cat Pumpkin

Oh yeah
Now we're getting somewhere
It's all coming together
Entering the Bone Zone

i appreciate you always sharing what you’re listening to, it’s always a font of New Cool Shit (or New To Me)

i am currently listening to the new acacia strain, and i really enjoy how vincent maintains a rhyme scheme and sense of pitch while fucking screeching shit like this:

Account Balance Zero

Hey y'all, I gotta start raising money for bus fare and food for next month

Need at least $10 rn for the bus but wud obviously like a buffer

cash.app/$TroyFullwood

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www.paypal.me/popeyeotaku

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