∑V∑RYTHING (@everything-corp) — Bluesky Profile

1 week ago

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

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2 weeks ago

∑V∑RYTHING - s t a r q u a k e (the inevitable collision of two #heartbroken #magnetars ) YouTube video by EVERYTHING

S t a r q u a k e (the inevitable collision of two #heartbroken #magnetars )

Here's my video + track submission to the Vaporwave Roulette compilation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8lO...

#signalwave

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2 weeks ago

The Vaporwave Roulette, by Various Artists 125 track album

Yo! Breaking my social media hiatus to share a comp I was a part of recently 👉 THE #VAPORWAVE ROULETTE by @freshwatermedia.bsky.social Artists were asked to make a track from a random sample and genre. It was HEAPS of fun and the compilation is MASSIVE 🤯 freshwatermedia.bandcamp.com/album/the-va...

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4 months ago

All Hallows' Screens 2: Cemetery Static, by Various Artists 69 track album

You can also support the comp on @one71.bsky.social 's label freshwatermedia.bandcamp.com/album/all-ha...

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4 months ago

My track, The Last Artilect, from tonight's #halloween compilation is now up on my YouTube channel 👉 www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QY_... 👻

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4 months ago

Scratch that, it's here now www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHG9...

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4 months ago

Sorry y'all I fucked up the YouTube link, it's actually www.youtube.com/@freshwtrmedia apologies @one71.bsky.social 😅

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4 months ago

Kodoku, by Various Artists 28 track album

因縁を爆撃する - Kodokushi

Kodoku | Various Artists | Sunset Grid sunsetgrid.bandcamp.com/album/kodoku

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4 months ago

🚨ALERT🚨 Signalwave Halloween special!!!
👉https://www.youtube.com/@freshwaterofficial
👉31 Oct 7pm EST
Follow @one71.bsky.social for more deets

Journey with me and a bunch of other talented heads into the macabre on All Hallows Screens😱

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5 months ago

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7 months ago

SIGNALCON 2025 day 2 was absolutely bananas! 🤯 SO MUCH FUN Day 3 coming right at you with an elite level of signalnauts with almost 5 hours of crazy shit for your senses. Day 3 is huge!

Day 3 enter here 👉 youtu.be/FjGeHRb_bvc...

Catch up with day 2 👉 youtu.be/aCNbnSai7jg...

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8 months ago

SIGNALCON 2025 day 1 was fucken nuts. Day 2 incoming up with more awesome #signalwave ! ⚡🔥☄🛰📡

Day 2 here 👉 www.youtube.com/watc...

Re-run day 1 here 👉 youtu.be/A06IT6gac8c...

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8 months ago

SIGNALCON 2025 is this weekend! There's an entire crew of crazy talented signalnauts who have pieced together all sorts of madness! Join us! 📡🛰️✨

JULY 11 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=A06I...
JULY 12 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNb...
JULY 13 (7pm ET) = www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjGe...

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

Ping @one71.bsky.social @freshwatermedia.bsky.social @commonalex.bsky.social

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8 months ago

Another awesome thing has happened in the Signalwave community - we have a ZINE! 👉 ANTENNA.FEED. 📡 A communal log of intercepted broadcasts. Produced by @commonalexnet & @_one71_ out on @freshwtrmedia
Visual 📺 commonalex.com/dl/AN...
Audio 🔊 freshwatermedia.band...

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10 months ago

Haha what a shameless self-plug lol 😜 Cool man, the Tao is rad, I will have a listen!

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10 months ago

Yeah, I love it! It seems to have survived (and is immune to) commercial interests (unlike some other genres 😉 ) and continues to be an awesome underground genre, with lots of healthy experimentation and really talented foundational artists.

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10 months ago

Onto my walkman they go! Recent #bandcamp pickups. Lots of artists from the #slushwave & #signalwave communities, mixed in with heaps of Steve Roach, some HTRK & other ambient works. Thanks to the music makers, when everything often seems exhausted, you give me something new 🖖

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10 months ago

Hey yall! I hope everyone's week’s been going well so far! Wanted to let y'all know that I listed a few of the Type-II Chrome Tapes on my Bandcamp Page, so if ur interested in buying directly from the artist, check out the link: tephco.bandcamp.com/album/m-e-g-a-…

(Forgot to post earlier)

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10 months ago

If you want to dive into my discography, I have made a guide just for you!

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10 months ago

Hey there everybody! I've just released Vol. 3 of my Internal Archives series today! Here is the link if you're interested: tephco.bandcamp.com/album/i-n-t-...

There will be a listening party for it tonight (4/30/25) at 8 PM EST! Hope to see you there!

tephco.bandcamp.com/merch/i-n-t-...

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10 months ago

Help out my friend Lux!!!!
Amazing discography. Support living artists.
We try to stay humble but artists put their heart and soul into this stuff and it's easier than ever to consume the content of those who labor over it meticulously.
Money = ability to eat and make more music in the future.

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11 months ago

Hey frens, it's the 5 year anniversary of Lost Water Temple 最後水神 (the #naturewave album I launched this project with) 🤯 To celebrate I will be holding a lil listening party at the
@slushwave.bsky.social Club. Would love to see you there!

🕗Friday April 11 8pm EDT
Discord 👉 discord.gg/Yvzn6rejFc

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11 months ago

No I believe she has skulled the Kool Aid! 😵‍💫

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11 months ago

Severant (Original Release), by Kuedo 15 track album

kuedo.bandcamp.com/album/severa...

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11 months ago

Such a classic Melbourne album ❤️

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11 months ago

Wow Pete Namlook, what a throwback!

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11 months ago

Followed! Thanks

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