HEARD CHEF
Every time the GMC “HDNA” commercial airs, a scientist develops an eye twitch
Anyone understand ECG results and/or know why a T-wave would be negative
He’s ready to PARTYYYY
It’s my dogs 7th birthday and if you know Great Danes then you ~know~.
HAPPY BDAY BOO BEAR 🥳
I can’t figure out how to organize this office and it’s eating away at me
THANK YOU!!! Nothing drives me crazier than an ANOVA without a multiple comparison post-test.
OG Bausch & Lomb microscope turned lamp for my new office as an assistant professor. I love my friends 🩵
LISTEN. I know we all probably say this but I have *the best* students in the whole world. Nearly 4 billion people but mine are genuinely the best. 💜
SMASHED TF out of the “follow all” button 🩵
Another student defending today. It’s just allergies I swear 🥲🥹
The whole purpose of ddPCR is MASSIVE yields in data with insane precision. WHY are these error bars so high?!?
I *LOVE* when my data correlates published work #ImposterSyndrome
We are hiring!! We are looking for a Postdoc to develop a Cell Painting assay in patient-derived organoids for rare diseases. If you recently graduated and have an interest in assay technology, preclinical modeling, drug discovery, and personalized medicine, get in touch. Info below, please share!
Who wants to be my colleague?
My department has an Assist Prof GI physiologist or microbiome position: jobs.rutgers.edu/postings/212...
Please share and repost!
I'm looking to recruit a PhD student beginning in Fall 2024 to develop theory and methods for studying genotype-by-environment interactions. We're specifically interested in how GxE is affected by phenomena such as habitat choice. Please share and get in touch ASAP if interested!
Come start your lab in our department at UCSF, which is one of the most scientifically diverse here!
We are particularly interested in candidates working at interfaces between existing strengths in the dept. and the wider discovery community at UCSF.
aprecruit.ucsf.edu/JPF04740
Is wrong to get rabies shots so I can pet the baby possum I feed every night? Maybe. Is it precisely what I plan on doing the next 4 weeks? 💯
We had something like this at Kansas. A cell bio, immuno, virology, genetics and outside member who was almost always stats. Our written proposal also couldn’t be over our current research project.
The best nights
Tenure track assistant professor position at Duke in integrative immunobiology, wonderful colleagues and science. Applications due October 15 with lots of details about the search here:
immunobiology.duke.edu
Opening for an Assistant Professor in the Department of Plant Pathology, Entomology, and Microbiology at Iowa State University. The focus for the position is the broad area of host-microbe interactions involving plants or insects.
The URL is: go.iastate.edu/OU4OMR
I'm excited to share this add for a Teaching Assistant Professor at UNC Biology! It is one of three faculty hires in the works this year, after five hires last year! 1/2
unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/266...
Future MIL just told us we need to wrap our phones in aluminum foil and put them in the microwave before the alert goes off. So....there's that.
It’s 3am and I really wanna cut curtain bangs….logic-Kelly knows I’m tired and this is unwise but glitter-Holo-fringe-dance-party-Kelly already had the scissors.
I wish they’d hurry TF up. Without my IUD my endo is off the chain. Bladder, kidneys creeping thru the Douglas…I swear it’s eating me alive
Love my Novavax shots. I swear they’re phenomenal.
New faculty position in Gene Regulation at Penn State!
Come join the fantastic collaborative environment in the Center for Eukaryotic Gene Regulation ( www.cegr.psu.edu )!
Review of applications starts Nov. 1st
🧪🧬🔄🖥️
psu.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/PSU_Ac...
