Tequila Thot

I have no argument.

Hoka!!!

A parking lot showing a cybertruck in one spot, next to a car that has built a cybertruck-esque shell around it out of green plastic. It's really hard to describe exactly how silly this vehicle looks next to the green car.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

Omggggg maybe… jk yes

Yes

Okay, in this election you have the lady who wants to make the world incrementally better or the literal antichrist that will destroy everything you’ve ever known.

“I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!”

That’s isn’t one of the options.

“IM NOT VOTING!”

92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”

DJT is going to the Super Bowl. This is a great time for Kendrick Lamar to shine and drop a really awesome diss track and it would be amazing if he brought out Dre to sing Arrest the President.

Every single one of them deserves PRISON.

A reminder that the BBC can still do accurate, informative analysis when it wants to.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

At a certain point, looking around to point fingers at people is counterproductive. We're in this moment and playing the blame game doesn't help. What matters is what we do next and how we survive this. It might mean a lot of strange alliances and strategic cooperation.

Via Mastodon #USpol

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Bird flu outbreak: Additional 3.8 million chickens, turkeys test positive in Miami Valley More than 6 million commercial birds tested positive for bird flu in the Miami Valley in 2025, according to ODA.

H5N1 BIRD FLU: “Nearly 4 million new cases of High Path Avian Influenza, otherwise known as bird flu, have been confirmed in the Miami Valley over the last few days.”

This is in Ohio

I don't know, have you ever just tried maybe, not being shitty? 🤷‍♂️

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

Post from Jojo: Holy fuck. Seb Gorka is his pick to be senior director for counterterrorism. Seb fucking Gorka, who was denied security clearance in the last Trump administration… Seb fucking Gorka who has ties to a Nazi-allied organization in Hungary… The. Director. Of. Counterterrorism.

Well this seems bad.

The most unrealistic part of the movie, “Hot Frosty”, is that a small town would just accept a man that’s an illegal immigrant. Last I checked, snowmen don’t have a social security number.

I get it now too lol

What are we understanding?!?

Threads would be better if it wasn’t so clunky! Why is the interface sooooo bad?!

I feel like that’s almost an oxymoron tho, a good girl… in fishnets? We know she bad

Andrew Tate:

I’M HERE

Bluesky:

No

1/ X's algorithm was changed in mid-July 2024 to systematically boost Republican-leaning accounts and Elon Musk's own account following his endorsement of Donald Trump, according to a newly released computational study of engagement from the Queensland University of Technology.⬇️

Could tonight be the night?

Tinyhooman, tinyraver 💗🥰

The logistics of that sound overwhelming! No thanks 🥲

I mean I know everything is getting more expensive overall so that’s just par for the course, but I can’t justify it for artists I’ve seen multiple times anymore.

As a semi retired raver, it’s actually somewhat depressing how little excitement I get over show announcements anymore…

Like wdym it’s 50$ for a show at my old stomping ground? For the same artists I have seen so many times?!

You got me FUCKED UP.