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You can’t be ugly on the inside AND the outside. Pick a struggle please 🥴

Thanks love ❤️😝 I thrifted it!

Somebody who looks like an old worn out leather boot trying to call me ugly will never NOT be funny 🤣

I know Texas Roadhouse bread rolls hate to see me coming 🤰

I love their black eyeliner but it’s a specific kind. Better than NYX in my opinion because it stays and doesn’t smudge (at least for me) and their liquid blushes are SUPER pigmented 🙌🏻 highly recommend trying them out 😊

Just stocked up on the cutest spring/summer dresses 😜🙌🏻

My husband and I have been reconnecting with old friends and I love that for us

ELF is my all time favorite makeup brand 🙌🏻 their liquid blushes and eyeliners are so underrated

Off for the next 3 days and I have so much to do 😅

If there’s one celebrity I would want to be friends with it would be Chappell Roan

After only an hour on the salon chair… my ass is HURTING 😭😂

I had the best day at work and I made over $300 🤑 today was a good ass day 🙌🏻

Being an adult means getting excited over your credit score getting higher every time you check it 😝 it’s the little things lmao

We survived… barely 😅

men who hate women 🤝 pick me girls

They both hate women at the end of the day.

The zoo with 4 kids is hard work 😅😪😂

Looking back on it, I’m so glad I never decided to get my ears stretched… that look just isn’t for me lol

Having my nails done is my favorite part about being a girl 💖 💅🏼

I’m not a fucking “yes man” and I guess that’s why my manager and I don’t get along 🙃 if you’re gonna be some type of way with me, I’ll give the same attitude right back 👏🏻

Chappell Roan in a neon yellow safety jacket with a bright orange helmet on holding an orange drill and a hammer

me after putting together a bookcase from walmart

Wait…. That’s actually so freaking cool??

Why do they gotta make canceling a gym membership so fucking impossible? 😡

When I die and you spït on my grave just know I’m under there with my mouth open

I'm not anti-social,
I'm anti-idiot.

Adulting is being excited about your credit being in the 800s 😝🙌🏻 I worked HARD to get it to where it’s at. My credit has never been this high lol I feel like a real adult now 😂

If your child doesn’t know how to behave in public without having a tablet or phone shoved in their face, that’s probably an issue. A parenting issue at that 😬

Chappell Roans new song “The Giver” is giving Dixie Chicks vibes & I am NOT HERE for it ☹️ all that excitement for nothing. Still love her though but this song isn’t it.

LOL this is my husband 100% 😑🤣 even when we first started dating.. he would always rather hang with me unless I could go with him too

A lot of yall had family but weren’t raised at all, let alone correctly.

Happy birthday 😝💖