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@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social

life is a washing machine and iโ€™m just the twink half stuck inside of it ๐Ÿ“toronto

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Word cannot express how beyond proud I am of Suki Doll for representing Canada and the diaspora community on Slaysian Royale. She is so talented and such a class act

09.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s locktober so this is a very presumptuous comment to make. how dare you.

08.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and as a matter of fact i am going to go watch it again right now !

08.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yea i watched this scene like 50 times over yesterday

08.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i went to steamworks yesterday and ran into a friend who bent me over one of the sex benches and started inviting other men to fuck me

and it was in that moment where i realized i may in fact be a slut

08.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think if you play music out loud on public transit you should go to jail for life with no possibility of parole

07.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes!

04.10.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

idk how people donโ€™t see that they were perfect for each other. Matty Healy is the poster child for performative men and Taylor Swift is the poster child for performative women. they wouldโ€™ve enabled each others delusions into infinity. it wouldโ€™ve been beautiful

04.10.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think that taylor swift shouldnโ€™t have broken up with Matty Healy. he wouldโ€™ve encouraged her to go balls to the wall with her fake deep pseudo esoteric bullshit that she started leaning into around that time and maybe she wouldโ€™ve made actual good music

04.10.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

make it work !

04.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love of my life ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

04.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my hot take is that if youโ€™re sending me a sexy photo and there is a toilet visible anywhere you should go to jail

04.10.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cutie!

04.10.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yeah I think thatโ€™s where most of the insincerity comes from for me - sheโ€™s trying to convince everyone that there is meaning and depth of emotion in situations that are at the end of the day justโ€ฆ actually things that teenagers go through and could have been an email

03.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah that one feels like sheโ€™s stuck in 2016 when it was still funny to air celeb drama in your art

03.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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well yes!

03.10.2025 14:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and idk a song decrying public opinion and bragging about only being friends with controversial people kinda feels like the epitome of all of that

03.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my primary criticism of Taylor Swift for the last ~7-8 years or so has been that most attempts on her part to come off as genuine and connect with her audience have been contrived and insincere, and any time she actually is honest in her songwriting comes off as individualistic and condescending

03.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok i listened to life of a showgirl just to give miss taylor benefit of the doubt and the first bit of it was cute but you cannot tell me that i am supposed to take her seriously as an artist after that cancelled song

03.10.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am obsessed with this video

02.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what the fuck?? me too

01.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you receive a package in the mail in Barcelona, you then become a Parcel Owner

28.09.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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when you go to europe you simply must hide like a gremlin in a watchtower

27.09.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LIKE I SAID, you WORK with him

27.09.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it was a beautiful day in Valencia today :3

26.09.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Flat fuck Friday

26.09.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and you also work with him

26.09.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha weโ€™ve been online pals for years and only met this week!! We planned this trip together

24.09.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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girls night ๐Ÿ’–

24.09.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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