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@alolanfloatzel.bsky.social

life is a washing machine and iโ€™m just the twink half stuck inside of it ๐Ÿ“toronto

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I canโ€™t believe Drag Race UK vs the World went out of their way to cast three (incredible) Filipinas just to eliminate two of them literally as soon as they could. This feels prejudiced.

11.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heehee

11.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love drag race season 18:

Jane Donโ€™t is WELL ROUNDED
Nini Coco is AVANT GARDE
Myki Meeks is CAMP
Darlene Mitchell is ENDEARING
Juicy Love Dion is SERVING CUNT

Athena Dion is GREEK

10.02.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cmon Ginger Fringe!

07.02.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unhappy to report that โ€œIโ€™m knee deep in Tim McGrawโ€ is a sentence I have uttered to my coworker today

03.02.2026 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Everyone shut the fuck up Carly Rae Jepsen is texting

03.02.2026 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d also argue that Robโ€™s behaviour around this vote was also pretty haphazard as he did not need to come out as so gung ho against Lisa when the faithfuls were presenting Natalie as an alternative option. Trying to preserve his bromance with Colton does nothing for him

01.02.2026 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Candiace 100% misplayed by refusing to vote for Lisa or Natalie at the roundtable; all she did with that was highlight her wilful ignorance of the points against Lisa. The right thing to do wouldโ€™ve been to see the writing on the wall and flip sides. But no she let her emotional allegiance sway her

01.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone goes on the traitors like โ€œIโ€™m not afraid to lie and cheat and backstabโ€ and yet when it comes time to actually act to preserve their own self interest over their relationships with others for the sake of getting a better standing in the game they canโ€™t do it. Iโ€™m so annoyed rn.

01.02.2026 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh it was VERY hot haha

31.01.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

from tonight -

him: (after sticking his dick in me) hang on lemme go grab some lube
him: (goes over to his bf whoโ€™s lying in a sling next to me, fucks him for a few seconds, comes back) ok Iโ€™m back
me: โ€ฆthe lube you were getting was from in your bfโ€™s ass??
him: well yes (sticks his dick back in me)

31.01.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky is a wild emotional journey today with posts alternating between FCF and people being sad about Catherine Oโ€™Hara

30.01.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May I nuzzle my face in your bulge sir

30.01.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey ๐Ÿฅฐ

30.01.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

baaaabe โค๏ธ

30.01.2026 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooooofffff

30.01.2026 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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rest in peace to a real one ๐Ÿ˜” this is devastating

30.01.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

** THIS IS BECAUSE MY RELATIONSHIP IS LONG DISTANCE, not because we donโ€™t have sex. LOL

25.01.2026 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m realizing that my relationship is like Heated Rivalry in the sense that we too have had sex every six months for the last seven years

25.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want Rob Rausch alone to win this season of The Traitors. Just give him the money already. Heโ€™s the only one playing the game with any kind of sense.

23.01.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well yes

22.01.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do you guys think that if they stormed the capitol after Hillary lost in 2016 they wouldโ€™ve called it the ins-HER-ection

22.01.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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itโ€™s so crazy how I can be so sleepy and low energy all day until I plop myself into a cruising space and a penis finds its way into my throat and then itโ€™s literally like

22.01.2026 05:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude who else remembers the song cool kids by echosmith. that song used to be my shit. that was 12 years ago. oh my god.

19.01.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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perennial โ€œok maybe i am glowing up after allโ€ post (2020 vs 2026)

16.01.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love education and learning

15.01.2026 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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cum gutter? i barely even know her

15.01.2026 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

u can tell a date is going well when the waiters at the restaurant ignore u completely cuz ur so engrossed in conversation

14.01.2026 21:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drag Race was good. Iโ€™m gonna miss Amanda Tori Meating if she was the Chad meme

10.01.2026 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my biggest 2026 resolution is to be intentional about pursuing new connections and people that Iโ€™m interested in. no more being passive and waiting for people to come to me and then complaining that I donโ€™t have enough intimacy with local folks. we are going to start shooting our shots

05.01.2026 05:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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