@katmcsnatch.bsky.social
Iβm on YouTube, Spotify, Instagram, Facebook, X, Wikipedia, iTunes, TikTok, Cocaine & Mushrooms. π₯΄
If youβre easily offended then maybe the Internet isnβt for you.
20.03.2025 12:32 β π 19 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0As I get older, my eyesight gets worse but my ability to see through bullshit gets better.
17.03.2025 09:39 β π 29 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0You might be right. It was a little bit too polite π€
15.03.2025 07:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Duck, Duck Fuck This Shit
13.03.2025 16:03 β π 412 π 67 π¬ 8 π 3Remember encyclopedias? My GOD, we were barbarians.
12.03.2025 20:22 β π 252 π 50 π¬ 26 π 1Can someone explain why I canβt ever get a decent wifi signal but the fucking Taliban can broadcast live from a cave?
02.03.2025 23:27 β π 19 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Every day I have to hear about some asshole
28.02.2025 12:25 β π 13765 π 2709 π¬ 204 π 88Studies have shown that fuck all this shit
24.01.2025 03:29 β π 499 π 127 π¬ 22 π 6Women belong in the kitchen.
Men belong in the kitchen.
Everyone belongs in the kitchen... The kitchen has FOOD.
I say βwell, hello thereβ to pretty ladies I see because I donβt have a tail to wag.
23.01.2025 13:01 β π 350 π 84 π¬ 19 π 0Indeed π«£
19.01.2025 14:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did too π
19.01.2025 13:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt be mad if youβre being used for sex.
Be mad if youβre being used for cooking and laundry.
I canβt control anyone elseβs stupid. I can only control my own stupid, and even thatβs a toss up
08.01.2025 14:16 β π 505 π 164 π¬ 18 π 4Me at 8pm: Iβm definitely going to bed early tonight β¦
Me at 1am: I wonder what ever happened to Macaulay Culkin?
Fair point π€
18.01.2025 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I said I was sorry ππ€¦ββοΈ
18.01.2025 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm sorry, but why is it called semen and not βdiquid?β
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18.01.2025 06:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Single and ready to flingle myself into an active volcano.
17.01.2025 21:22 β π 233 π 84 π¬ 4 π 1ππ
18.01.2025 00:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I wasnβt already following you, Iβd instantly follow you just for this. π€€π€
17.01.2025 06:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No standup or acting for me. I prefer behind the scenes. Artistic, yes but also helpful, thought provoking and at the very least, entertaining. Youβll just have to wait and see, my friend. π
16.01.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hot π₯
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16.01.2025 03:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Planning, yes indeed. A lot has changed since I released the first album many years ago. There is more than just music in the works. βΊοΈ
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