himynameismack

The deepest conversations I've had in life have been with myself.

hmmm... wanna adopt a mechanical flying monkey?

that sounds pretty tasty. is it a homemade recipe?

😁

I’m saving money this year by stealing

there's no ring on this finger

you're not the boss of me!

I’m so white and suburban, my local bodega is Target.

had another accidental nap whike stretching earlier.
it's a good thing I wasn't driving or operating any machinery at the time.

I want a big sloppy kitchen sink burger for breakfast, but not enough to off of the floor and make it

Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase.

dannnng, Amanda got stats on it 😂

A deranged, very rumpled Barbie with a wild grin peers down a hole at you

62% of Bluesky: "Don't just like my post!! Leave a comment!! Make sure you repost!! If you don't repost, you're just a selfish lurker! You don't want to be considered selfish, do you? Well, do you?!!!"

in just a few months it'll be grass cutting season, and your ass will be wishing for the snow

the stair machine still makes my ass hurt
dammit

deep

Me to my mum.

I know some parents on their second and third kids that would rent you one to chase around and wear their little ass out for real cheap. some of em would probably pay YOU

I'm not a mom or drink wine either, ash 🙄

don't read the label 👀

you deserve a raise

"I don't give a fuck. I got one too, bitch."
totally love that energy😂

YouTube video by Van Halen - Topic Dancing in the Street (2015 Remaster)

youtu.be/QIfotf13gzE?...

"beware of empath loners who keep no friends"

- Carl

YouTube video by Tim Malcolm Psychotic wizard of Oz moshing #moshpit #funny #metal #lol #amazing #dance #headbanger #heavymetal

this wizard of Oz reboot is gonna be pretty great
youtube.com/shorts/0Sfwq...

sounds like a wine mom remix of the George of the jungle theme song

wowwwww auto predict really hosed my sentence on this one

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