Madyson Morrison

I can imagine 😛

They did an excellent job

The Good Ones

@colbymorrison.bsky.social

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It's definitely not good advice

😘

Some guys don't need help from accessories to get a job done...

Thanks handsome 😘

I might have to add one to it

😘

Love you, handsome 😘

I know you love it and the things it can do, baby 😘

I know he has no secrets.

You might be obsessed with him, but it really isn't mutual.

That's where you're wrong, because I don't need to ask him anything, there's no secrets between me and my husband.

I just couldn't be assed talking to you anymore because you are so delusional you should really be seeking professional helps 🤷‍♀️

She's either had too many, or not enough, knocks to the head.

He doesn't need to tell me he's satisfied, it's crystal clear. You really do have delusions of grandeur don't you? I'm playing second fiddle to no one.

Bitch, he's over you and was long before even I met him... hate to be the one to point it out but - he's just not that into you

I'm definitely the one that Colby wants.. hence why I'm married to him.

How does your poor husband feel knowing he's playing second fiddle to the ghost of your ex, who has moved on, and is EXTREMELY satisfied in his marriage?

You're really not the brightest bulb in the box, are you?

That is so offensive....

...to the mini highland cow

Yes it was, baby. I wasn't your first, but I'll be your last and your forever 😘

@colbymorrison.bsky.social

Hope you have decent medical and a good dentist on hand

Huh I don't need a friend or a sister, just my husband....

...that's still needing someone you dumb ass bitch.

Make it make sense.

You really are as stupid as you sound, aren't you?

You're going to need a fucking miracle when I get my hands on you

You should really count yourself lucky that she did

A lot better than you're gonna be