Interpreting Everything

No - this was being built on for a full month, every time I watched a movie lol

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28 Movie Reviews (10.29.25) A comprehensive roundup of 28 movies from 1968–2025, reviewing horror, comedy, sci-fi, and thrillers. Highlights include praise for Avatar’s visuals, Misery’s tension, Gremlins’ charm, and The Long Walk’s suspense, while noting uneven sequels (Hell House LLC series) and weaker thrillers (Nuked, The Woman in Cabin 10). Scores range from 29–94/100.

28 Movie Reviews (10.29.25)

A comprehensive roundup of 28 movies from 1968–2025, reviewing horror, comedy, sci-fi, and thrillers. Highlights include praise for Avatar’s visuals, Misery’s tension, Gremlins’ charm, and The Long Walk’s suspense, while noting uneven sequels (Hell House LLC series) and…

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Relay is a sharp, espionage-flavored thriller about a fixer who protects whistleblowers and a scientist caught in a deadly corporate cover-up. Smart, tense, and anchored by strong performances, it’s a gripping watch that keeps the suspense alive from start to finish.

28 Movie Reviews I don't always get around to writing full reviews for my website - however, I often do video reviews for YouTube - but in this post, you can find paragraph-long reviews for all of those movies in the last month or so (28 movies) below! Jump to Review: 213 Bones (2025) Anaconda (1997) AVP 1 - Alien vs. Predator (2004) AVP 2 - Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) Before Midnight (2013) Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) Cabin Fever (2002) Challengers (2024) Constantine (2005) Entrapment (1999) Escape from New York (1981)

28 Movie Reviews

I don't always get around to writing full reviews for my website - however, I often do video reviews for YouTube - but in this post, you can find paragraph-long reviews for all of those movies in the last month or so (28 movies) below! Jump to Review: 213 Bones (2025) Anaconda…

Review | Reset (2025) 'Reset' aims for mystery but delivers confusion, with a muddled plot and unanswered questions. While the practical creature design somewhat impresses, weak pacing, a passive lead, and a lack of narrative payoff make it feel far longer than its short runtime. Ultimately, it’s a frustrating, undercooked sci-fi misfire.

Review | Reset (2025)

'Reset' aims for mystery but delivers confusion, with a muddled plot and unanswered questions. While the practical creature design somewhat impresses, weak pacing, a passive lead, and a lack of narrative payoff make it feel far longer than its short runtime. Ultimately, it’s…

Review | Jaws (1975) Jaws remains the quintessential shark movie, blending revolutionary practical effects with Spielberg’s masterful suspense. While it might not earn the same accolades if released today, its influence is undeniable. Iconic moments, implied terror, and timeless beach paranoia cement its legacy—even if I wouldn’t personally rewatch it often.

Review | Jaws (1975)

Jaws remains the quintessential shark movie, blending revolutionary practical effects with Spielberg’s masterful suspense. While it might not earn the same accolades if released today, its influence is undeniable. Iconic moments, implied terror, and timeless beach paranoia…

Review | The Fly (1986) The Fly is a well-crafted ‘80s body horror with standout practical effects and a surprisingly intense Jeff Goldblum. While its pacing falters mid-film and tension drops too soon, its transformation sequences remain gripping, cementing its place as a classic, if not as shocking to modern audiences.

Review | The Fly (1986)

The Fly is a well-crafted ‘80s body horror with standout practical effects and a surprisingly intense Jeff Goldblum. While its pacing falters mid-film and tension drops too soon, its transformation sequences remain gripping, cementing its place as a classic, if not as…

Review | Together (2025) Together is a bold, twisted body horror film about codependency, anchored by stellar performances from Dave Franco and Allison Brie. Visually unforgettable and narratively daring, it’s best experienced blind—but marketing spoils its surprises. Despite that, it remains a gripping, grotesque, and beautifully executed psychological thriller worth watching.

Review | Together (2025)

Together is a bold, twisted body horror film about codependency, anchored by stellar performances from Dave Franco and Allison Brie. Visually unforgettable and narratively daring, it’s best experienced blind—but marketing spoils its surprises. Despite that, it remains a…

Review | The Pickup (2025) The Pickup is a forgettable, uninspired heist comedy with a solid cast but no personality. Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson are wasted in roles anyone could’ve played. It’s watchable background noise, but there’s nothing funny, unique, or memorable here—just another safe, soulless movie lost in the crowd.

Review | The Pickup (2025)

The Pickup is a forgettable, uninspired heist comedy with a solid cast but no personality. Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson are wasted in roles anyone could’ve played. It’s watchable background noise, but there’s nothing funny, unique, or memorable here—just another safe,…

Review | The Girl Next Door (2004) The Girl Next Door blends raunchy teen comedy with surprising heart, offering a unique coming-of-age tale beneath familiar tropes. While it contradicts its own message at times—objectifying even as it preaches empathy—it still stands out for trying to say something deeper about identity, judgment, and the messiness of youth.

Review | The Girl Next Door (2004)

The Girl Next Door blends raunchy teen comedy with surprising heart, offering a unique coming-of-age tale beneath familiar tropes. While it contradicts its own message at times—objectifying even as it preaches empathy—it still stands out for trying to say…

Don’t Log Off (2025) Movie Review 'Don't Log Off' is a pandemic-era screenlife thriller about a birthday video call gone wrong. While mostly limited to Zoom, it still nails the format with natural performances and effective screen interaction. The pacing drags, but solid chemistry and a suspenseful third act make it a decent entry in the genre.

Don’t Log Off (2025) Movie Review

'Don't Log Off' is a pandemic-era screenlife thriller about a birthday video call gone wrong. While mostly limited to Zoom, it still nails the format with natural performances and effective screen interaction. The pacing drags, but solid chemistry and a…

Interpreting | The Life of Chuck (2025) The Life of Chuck is a beautifully original, metaphor-rich fantasy drama about life, death, and the small moments that define us. Told in reverse, it’s haunting, dreamlike, and emotionally resonant, with strong performances and unexpected musicality. Not for everyone, but unforgettable for those it reaches.

Interpreting | The Life of Chuck (2025)

The Life of Chuck is a beautifully original, metaphor-rich fantasy drama about life, death, and the small moments that define us. Told in reverse, it’s haunting, dreamlike, and emotionally resonant, with strong performances and unexpected musicality. Not for…

Interpreting | Leave the World Behind (2023) Leave the World Behind is a visually striking, slow-burning apocalyptic mystery that keeps its characters—and viewers—in the dark. Strong performances and detailed production design elevate the eerie, tension-filled atmosphere, though its length and familiar tropes may test some viewers’ patience. Still, it rewards full attention with a haunting experience.

Interpreting | Leave the World Behind (2023)

Leave the World Behind is a visually striking, slow-burning apocalyptic mystery that keeps its characters—and viewers—in the dark. Strong performances and detailed production design elevate the eerie, tension-filled atmosphere, though its length and…

Interpreting | War of the Worlds (2025) Universal’s War of the Worlds (2025) is a misguided screenlife adaptation filmed during the pandemic and released far too late. Despite some solid virtual design work, Ice Cube is wildly miscast, the visuals are outdated, and the story lacks urgency. A baffling, boring remake no one asked for

Interpreting | War of the Worlds (2025)

Universal’s War of the Worlds (2025) is a misguided screenlife adaptation filmed during the pandemic and released far too late. Despite some solid virtual design work, Ice Cube is wildly miscast, the visuals are outdated, and the story lacks urgency. A…

Interpreting | 28 Years Later (2025) '28 Years Later' has a bold vision and striking visuals, but its disjointed story and uneven execution leave it polarizing. Technically impressive in parts—especially the zombie design—it struggles narratively, with tonal inconsistencies and bizarre character choices that may frustrate more than they intrigue. Ambitious, but far from seamless.

Interpreting | 28 Years Later (2025)

'28 Years Later' has a bold vision and striking visuals, but its disjointed story and uneven execution leave it polarizing. Technically impressive in parts—especially the zombie design—it struggles narratively, with tonal inconsistencies and bizarre character…

Interpreting | Sketch (2025) Sketch is a charming, kid-friendly monster movie that blends imagination, emotion, and vibrant visuals. It tackles mental health with heart, showing how dark thoughts can be transformed into creative expression. Both fun and thoughtful, it’s a refreshing reminder that even children’s stories can carry powerful, meaningful messages.

Interpreting | Sketch (2025)

Sketch is a charming, kid-friendly monster movie that blends imagination, emotion, and vibrant visuals. It tackles mental health with heart, showing how dark thoughts can be transformed into creative expression. Both fun and thoughtful, it’s a refreshing reminder that…

Interpreting | Lilo & Stitch (2025) Lilo & Stitch is a well-made yet emotionally inconsistent remake. Strong performances and visuals can’t fully mask tonal whiplash, odd character changes, and a colder take on family. It respects the original, but something vital feels missing—especially in the ending, which left my soul quietly screaming.

Interpreting | Lilo & Stitch (2025)

Lilo & Stitch is a well-made yet emotionally inconsistent remake. Strong performances and visuals can’t fully mask tonal whiplash, odd character changes, and a colder take on family. It respects the original, but something vital feels missing—especially in the…

Interpreting | Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) Happy Gilmore 2 plays it safe, echoing the original's humor and tone. While Sandler isn’t who he once was, seeing him return feels nostalgic. Some cameos shine, and Shooter McGavin steals the show, but script rewrites and recycled beats hold it back. Still, it feels like it belongs.

Interpreting | Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)

Happy Gilmore 2 plays it safe, echoing the original's humor and tone. While Sandler isn’t who he once was, seeing him return feels nostalgic. Some cameos shine, and Shooter McGavin steals the show, but script rewrites and recycled beats hold it back. Still, it…

Interpreting | Friendship (2025) 'Friendship' is an absurd, offbeat comedy starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd, blending 'I Think You Should Leave' chaos with 'Single White Female' obsession. It’s funny, bizarre, and unpredictable—but also divisive. Some will love the wild energy; others may be left bewildered. Either way, it’s undeniably unique.

Interpreting | Friendship (2025)

'Friendship' is an absurd, offbeat comedy starring Tim Robinson and Paul Rudd, blending 'I Think You Should Leave' chaos with 'Single White Female' obsession. It’s funny, bizarre, and unpredictable—but also divisive. Some will love the wild energy; others may be…

Interpreting | Oxygen (2021) Trapped in a cryo-pod with fading oxygen and no memory, Mélanie Laurent delivers a gripping solo performance in Oxygen, a tense, claustrophobic sci-fi thriller. While the mystery twists are solid, the film leans more on panic than plot-driving action. Gripping, if not entirely original.

Interpreting | Oxygen (2021)

Trapped in a cryo-pod with fading oxygen and no memory, Mélanie Laurent delivers a gripping solo performance in Oxygen, a tense, claustrophobic sci-fi thriller. While the mystery twists are solid, the film leans more on panic than plot-driving action. Gripping, if not…

Interpreting | The Heartbreak Kid (2007) The Heartbreak Kid isn’t as bad as its reputation suggests, but it’s far from great. Some jokes land, and Malin Akerman shines, but the characters are deeply unlikable, and the humor leans offensive. A promising concept held back by poor writing and unmet expectations.

Interpreting | The Heartbreak Kid (2007)

The Heartbreak Kid isn’t as bad as its reputation suggests, but it’s far from great. Some jokes land, and Malin Akerman shines, but the characters are deeply unlikable, and the humor leans offensive. A promising concept held back by poor writing and unmet…

Interpreting | M3GAN 2.0 (2025) Despite backlash, M3GAN 2.0 boldly shifts from horror-comedy to sci-fi action, echoing the trajectory of Terminator 2. With stronger action, solid humor, and a compelling new villain in AMELIA, it’s an entertaining sequel that deserves more credit—especially if you let go of what you expected it to be.

Interpreting | M3GAN 2.0 (2025)

Despite backlash, M3GAN 2.0 boldly shifts from horror-comedy to sci-fi action, echoing the trajectory of Terminator 2. With stronger action, solid humor, and a compelling new villain in AMELIA, it’s an entertaining sequel that deserves more credit—especially if you…

Interpreting | Skinamarink (2023) Skinamarink is a haunting, experimental film told through the eyes of children at night, evoking childhood fears with eerie visuals and disorienting sound. It’s bold, original, and deeply unsettling—but prioritizes atmosphere over story or character, making it captivating for some and impenetrable for others.

Interpreting | Skinamarink (2023)

Skinamarink is a haunting, experimental film told through the eyes of children at night, evoking childhood fears with eerie visuals and disorienting sound. It’s bold, original, and deeply unsettling—but prioritizes atmosphere over story or character, making it…

Interpreting | The Accountant 2 (2025) The Accountant 2 isn’t a necessary sequel, but it’s a surprisingly solid one. While it leans more into action than intellect, the bond between Affleck and Bernthal adds real heart. It shifts toward a buddy-cop vibe, trading complexity for chemistry—and honestly, that’s what makes it work.

Interpreting | The Accountant 2 (2025)

The Accountant 2 isn’t a necessary sequel, but it’s a surprisingly solid one. While it leans more into action than intellect, the bond between Affleck and Bernthal adds real heart. It shifts toward a buddy-cop vibe, trading complexity for chemistry—and…

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