Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if thereโs a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if thereโs a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
George Orwellโs Animal Crossing
07.10.2025 16:29 โ ๐ 8046 ๐ 1576 ๐ฌ 117 ๐ 76It's October 7 today.
It's been two years of israeli genocide in Palestine; violence, bombs and images of starving Palestinians, children being ripped limb from limb, all backed and supported by western liberal democracies, who preach "democracy" and "international law" every single day.
"Help Kevin re-take the Grid by devouring our CopyPasta Zombie Meal with REAL BRAINS (vegan meatballs), only at Fazolis!
Give it an upgrade to a Lightcycle combo and add breadsticks and a medium fountain drink for only $1.99."
Is AI gonna show Clark Griswold ass at the State Street Macy's when he's shopping for a sexy gift for Helen?
NO SIR.
Very broadly speaking, she's part of this wave of very obviously nothingburger candidates whose entire campaign ethos can be summed up by "hashtag resist" and the DNC either maliciously or stupidly (toss-up which) believe that's enough to get someone elected.
06.10.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just a really, really bad day that was nonstop stress and bad news.
05.10.2025 05:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The thing about being alone is you never get used to it.
04.10.2025 05:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0that i understand any of this is how i know i have already died and am in hell.
03.10.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@alexwinter.com you and Keanu were fantastic. You both served the comedy of that play so well, and Michael's Lucky monologue was goddramn brilliant. Really made this out-of-practice dramaturg and Beckett stan happy.
03.10.2025 04:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I ended up in college, with a master's degree! I gifted kid all the way to the bank. (on the wrong side and in massive student loan debt)
We Bad school kids can make it happen too!
That was me. My reward was a semi-effective ADHD prescription that I was on/off of for most of adolescence that predicated the absolute disaster and shattered dreams that comprise my adulthood.
02.10.2025 20:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i bet Tim Robinson has a good Stephen Miller
02.10.2025 18:20 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
23.09.2025 16:38 โ ๐ 14691 ๐ 3508 ๐ฌ 415 ๐ 361Conservatives love to darkly say stuff like โyou arenโt prepared for whatโs next, weโre not going to be moderate anymore, you have no idea what youโve unleashedโ and then cry like babies when you call them fascists
23.09.2025 01:01 โ ๐ 8647 ๐ 1648 ๐ฌ 86 ๐ 49Nexstar and Sinclair, which own a combined 20% of local ABC affiliates, will still not broadcast Jimmy Kimmel.
Sinclair is a conservative company that donates to and supports right-wing causes.
Meanwhile the line "I have friends everywhere" is going to outlast any of them by several country miles.
22.09.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0All that debate about Andor being praxis left out that this is really the best line in the series
22.09.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'm surprised NBC hasn't been forced to fire this journalist yet
22.09.2025 14:22 โ ๐ 9220 ๐ 2530 ๐ฌ 345 ๐ 107This should've been settled discussion when "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" premiered 85 years ago.
22.09.2025 15:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Everything about this headline is hilarious. And the YouTube views are a reflection of how wildly the right has overblown the number of people paying attention.
22.09.2025 04:26 โ ๐ 3737 ๐ 868 ๐ฌ 77 ๐ 132Apropos of nothing in particular, here's Walt Disney's testimony to HUAC in 1947, where he named employees he believed were communists, condemned labor unions, and accused "commie" groups, including the League of Women Voters, of smearing him. ๐๏ธ
archive.org/details/walt...
Tweet from the account "No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen" (@NoLieWithBTC) reads: "Disney has lost nearly $4 billion in market value since suspending Jimmy Kimmel." Below the tweet is a side-by-side image with the Disney logo on a blue background on the left, and a portrait of Jimmy Kimmel in a suit, smiling slightly, on the right.
#withalttext
21.09.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 82 ๐ 14 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1Watched it again today too. I yelled "WHAT A FUCKIN MOVIE" at the end of the poker scene. I love it so much.
21.09.2025 00:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is fact, Mina needs to check her facts someone get her a fact checker.
21.09.2025 00:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my mom is out of the halfway house and needs some cash to get on her feet in her new living situation. she already has a job. for those who donโt know, she got out of jail pretty recently and was facing deportation this summer. the goal is $2000.
20.09.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 99 ๐ 105 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Angel gets her energy from cheez snacks CONFIRMED
20.09.2025 22:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0