J.D. Boehninger

the male urge to drink orange juice right out of the carton

Thank you!
(it's also on Kobo)

👇🏽

Nothing but respect for the GOAT Chuck Tingle

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Thank you to everyone who bought Melania: Devourer of Men! If you enjoy absurdity and want to show the world, check out some of my T-shirt designs here.

Unlike the free Melania book, I actually get paid if you buy this!

IASIP meme: "I've had enough of this dude," but with a portrait of Bezos

The director of Melania movie

"what are your qualifications?"
my erotic novel about Melania Trump is currently the #1 book on Amazon

oh you mean the #1 book in the Amazon store?

Melania: Devourer of Men is the #1 free book on Amazon

this is INSANE

Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop A Reddit-led protest is trying to push an eight year old erotic thriller to the top of Amazon’s sales charts.

“This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $75 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop,” a post in r/BoycottUnitedStates explained. “We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results."

Right now, Melania: Devourer of Men is an Amazon bestseller.

Erotic Parody 'Melania: Devourer of Men' Sales Surge on Amazon Amid Documentary Flop A Reddit-led protest is trying to push an eight year old erotic thriller to the top of Amazon’s sales charts.

Thank you @404media.co for your attention to this matter!

A "WHO WOULD WIN?" meme. On the left: the Melania documentary, a $40 million movie from the world's 4th richest company and the President of the United States On the right: Melania: Devourer of Men, a free paranormal erotic novel

the choice is clear

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Amazon paid $37 million to market its Melania movie.

I've spent $0 on my Melania book, and it's free.

Will my book do better than Amazon's movie?

Yes, if you buy it. It's free.

www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

The Amazon free bestsellers in the Political Thrillers category shows Melania: Devourer of Men at the #3 spot

I can't believe it. You guys have pushed this book to #3 on the bestsellers list. AND IT'S STILL RISING.

This is INSANE

THANK YOU

Update!!
The book is free in these Amazon stores:
.com
.co.uk
.ca
.de
.fr
.it
.es
.com.br
.com.mx
.com.au
.nl

it's the greatest book ever written

Make sure you get the ebook (I couldn't make the paperback free)

It should be free in the amazon.com, .ca, .co.uk stores. Not sure about the others but hopefully free there too!

The cover of Melania: Devourer of Men shows Melania Trump as a manananggal, a bat-like monster from Filipino folklore

I'm the author of Melania: Devourer of Men.

This weekend, I've made my book FREE so that it can help bury this new Melania documentary in Amazon search results.

It's already moving up the charts. If you want to help, get your free copy here:

www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

Politicians are readying their midterm campaigns now, so make sure they hear you loud and clear:

Do not vote for anyone who promises anything less than full accountability. Foot soldiers to secretaries. No "good people made mistakes." We cannot have a society if it tolerates ICE

The best time to stop Trump was 2009-2012, but no one was held accountable. Not for Iraq, or 2008 crash, or torture. Accountability prevents future abuse.

If the US is to continue in any form, we MUST have accountability for current abuses.

Anything less is effectively the end of the nation.

Idea for struggling movie theaters: game nights. let gamers rent by the hour so they can throw their Xbox up on the big screen

if Netflix buys WB... will they release the Batgirl movie?

It's been sitting finished on a harddrive for years. And it has Michael Keaton as Batman. Let's do this

A "Shot by Kern" parody but it's BILT's Kerr guy and the hot girl is holding a Bilt card

happy BILT day to all who celebrate

A T-shirt shows the classic food pyramid but with a rad Illuminati eye on top

somebody PLEASE wear this in a pic with RFK, it will rule

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There should be a Subway Etiquette Patrol and if they catch you talking on speakerphone they take your phone and give you a book to read for the rest of the ride