David Slack

at this point, if you don't believe that Epstein collected party tapes of depraved sex acts committed by politicians and celebrities and then had his hyoid sheared by a killer cop who hung him from his bunk on orders of the world's most powerful pedophiles, you're the conspiracy theorist.

No, I believe you. I have great respect for the work you do. And I’m well aware of the dangers of SLAPP suits.

But if Trump sues every single rando who calls him a pedophile, he’ll risk discovery, Streisand Effect the story, and the GoFundMe for randos’ legal fees will fund in 30 mins.

In 2019, Trump claimed he hadn’t spoken to Jeffrey Epstein in “15 years.”

In 2017, Jeffrey Epstein was telling friends he was spending Thanksgiving with Trump — then in his first year as President.

Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

“This could take down Democrats, too.”

You promise?

COMPUTER TIP: PNG stands for Penis Not Good

Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?

Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.

New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254 (1964), was a landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision that ruled the freedom of speech protections in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution limit the ability of a public official to sue for defamation. 111 121 The decision held that if a plaintiff in a defamation lawsuit is a public official or candidate for public office, then not only must they prove the normal elements of defamation— publication of a false defamatory statement to a third party-they must also prove that the statement was made with "actual malice", meaning the defendant either knew the statement was false or recklessly disregarded whether it might be false. 21 New York Times Co. v. Sullivan is frequently ranked as one of the greatest Supreme Court decisions of the modern era.(3]

Obviously, wealthy people can abuse the system to drown anyone in legal fees for any reason. But yes, this is how defamation law works for public figures. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Yor...

Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.

No, *she* was an extra who was not paid to speak.

THAT’S WHAT I TOLD THE JUDGE!

#BeBest

Wait, Are the Epstein Files Real Now? The White House’s responses get curiouser and curiouser.

Epstein’s emails also imply that Trump was aware of his sex-trafficking scheme. “Of course he knew about the girls,” Epstein wrote in an email.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

p.s. I have a BFA in Theatre Studies so this is *really* not legal advice. Okay?

This is not legal advice but:

Everyone can now publicly say “Donald Trump is a pedophile.”

Suing for defamation would open him up to discovery and draw more attention. And as a public figure, he must meet a higher standard. He’d have to prove you knew it was false — which you very much don’t.

Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

My theory that the editors at the New York Times are some of the biggest threats to the country continues to bat 1.000

Hmm…There’s a time travel Vatican heist movie somewhere in here…🤔

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

Kaine has lost me FOREVER. We need fighters. Not cowards.

Frank from It's Always Sunny saying "do not diddle kids"

Trump in the situation room

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Like there are victims here this is not just politics

Im going to be honest calling the epstein file release "content" really bothers me.

Dear 20-somethings,

The news cycle used to look absolutely nothing like this.

Sincerely,
A refined gentleman

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.