Andy Kindler

Andy Kindler

@andykindler.bsky.social

“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.” Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein) Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.

10,800 Followers 1,240 Following 2,332 Posts Joined Jul 2023
54 minutes ago

This movement is building!

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7 hours ago

We want you back on

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7 hours ago

Thank you. I really appreciate your kind reply.

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8 hours ago

I’m referring to something specific to the war. We just dropped this bomb. But of course Netanyahu is a murderous dictator.

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8 hours ago

Did you think I was going to support Netanyahu because I’m Jewish? Or was it just an add on suggestion.

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8 hours ago

I’m referring to something specific to the war. We just dropped this bomb. But of course Netanyahu is a murderous dictator.

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8 hours ago

Oh no Ted! I don’t want you to fall on my sword. I’m a man goddamn it. I can take this tragedy on myself.

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8 hours ago

I was yelled at on social media for encouraging people to vote Harris/Waltz. People bought the LIE, started by Nader in 2000, and continued till the present day with great help from Putin that there’s NO difference between the two parties. Tell that to the families of the Iranian schoolchildren.

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10 hours ago

I’m gonna pull my music from the @majorityreport.bsky.social if they don’t have you back on immediately

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10 hours ago

Andy is a bitter man. He wanted to be the host of the Majority Report. Don’t give into his childish outbursts.

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10 hours ago

It’s okay. I’ll sit in the dark.

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10 hours ago

It’s unconscionable not to have Andy Kindler on the show. He’s an old man who could drop dead at any moment. Does he have to renounce his undying love for Obama? @majorityreport.bsky.social

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10 hours ago

It’s unconscionable not to have Andy Kindler on the show. He’s an old man who could drop dead at any moment. Does he have to renounce his undying love for Obama? @majorityreport.bsky.social

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10 hours ago
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a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown is running in a field

Hang on, was Lucy's behavior a metaphor for capitalism this WHOLE TIME?!

I'm gonna have to start a campaign with other Majority Report nerds ro bother Sam to get you back on

It's been far too long

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11 hours ago

Come on people. Andy really worked hard on this.

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12 hours ago

If you voted for Trump twice you’re like Charlie Brown & the ˈfo͝otˌbôl.

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11 hours ago

I’m not sure people realize that’s the German word for football. But nice try.

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12 hours ago

If you voted for Trump twice you’re like Charlie Brown & the ˈfo͝otˌbôl.

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20 hours ago

Trump has us in one fine mess, and he is surrounded by incompetent buffoons that only tell him yes. Anyone with basic history knowledge knew Iran’s theocratic regime was not going to roll over because Trump said to. Trump and GOP have to go!

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17 hours ago
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U.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says

Simply unforgivable!
“Striking a school full of children is sure to be recorded as one of the most devastating single military errors in recent decades.”
There must be a thorough investigation by our military and Congress.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...

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15 hours ago
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Q: “A new report shows 🇺🇸 struck the school in Iran. Do you take responsibility?”

TRUMP: “I don’t know about it.”

Heartless.

(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

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18 hours ago

I love how facts finally enter Joe Rogan’s brain. After a long journey through his thick skull, and a rarely used prefrontal cortex, the truth seeps in. Now he can get back to hawking “upgraded” coffee beans.

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1 day ago

I prefer Sweet James commercials over Tom Steyer desperate pleas.

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1 day ago
James Woods announces he’s an Independent.

James Woods still loves a fascist who drops bombs on schoolchildren and then says he’s “comfortable with it.” Nazis love Nazis.

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2 days ago

He seems unbothered by people dying. I think he likes it a lot.

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2 days ago

He seems unbothered by people dying. I think he likes it a lot.

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2 days ago

He’s hearing voices in his head and plans to murder them.

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2 days ago

He takes the poisoned cake.

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2 days ago

He’s hearing voices in his head and plans to murder them.

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2 days ago

This sadistic malignant narcissist is babbling incoherently. He’s criminally insane.

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