Andy Kindler

Thought I would have gotten used to it by now, but I’m still grappling with the realization of just how stupid the men running this country are.

Darrell Issa looking angry announcing he’s retiring.

Warning. Back away from the politics.

Thank you!

Somebody called and said something.

After hearing a bad idea it’s fun to say: “Why don’t you take that to Shark Tank?

"Kill them all, let God sort them out".
As a fan of the Crusades, Hegseth ought to know who said that and when, but probably doesn't.

I like it.

Kristi Noem-ore

Desperate amplification attempt!

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

If you don’t put Andy on the show he will eventually get depressed!

Let’s do this. I mean you and a large group of your friends! It’s a groundswell.

On their live feed I just demanded @majorityreport.bsky.social to let you back on. The majority wants Andy Kindler!

And I don’t like them apples!

Adolf Hitler attacked Czechoslavakia without declaring war
Hitler invaded Austria without declaring war.
Hitler invaded Poland and France and the USSR without warning.
Donald Trump invaded Venezuela without warning, he attacked Iran without warning.

oranges and oranges.

Haha!

Me too! I’m still in denial.

The Dow is way below 50,000.

Someone tell Pam Bondi the Dow is below 50,000 “dollars” [sic].

today is bandcamp Friday. a great day to support musicians because they don't take a cut of revenue and these streaming services do not care if we live or die

I have many compact discs available. I hear people like those these days and I have a bunch of rare ones

openmikeeagle.bandcamp.com/merch

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

My sister passed away in 2020. She was 69. put on a 900 calorie a day diet when she was 16. Her body never recovered from the shock. I’m on your side forever!

In my own life, I also observe fewer people willing to stand up for fat people, and more people willing to defend or explain away anti-fatness.

Like, solidarity with people who are fatter than oneself really feels like it has evaporated in a way that's both heartbreaking and frightening.

Pump up the volume!

Also appearing on @majorityreport.bsky.social seems like a quaint dream now. Keep up the letter writing campaign. We want Andy!!! What happened to Andy!!! Maybe I should have started a text campaign instead of letters. You know what? I’m fine. I was tired of appearing on things anyway.

YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008

This seems quaint now. @majorityreport.bsky.social @comedycentral.bsky.social
youtu.be/3hm5tN93bbU

Also appearing on @majorityreport.bsky.social seems like a quaint dream now. Keep up the letter writing campaign. We want Andy!!! What happened to Andy!!! Maybe I should have started a text campaign instead of letters. You know what? I’m fine. I was tired of appearing on things anyway.

I think they both like being able to order people to kill other people. They have that in common. 💑

I miss Greg Giraldo.

YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder Andy Kindler DESTROYS Trump University on Comedy Central In 2008

This seems quaint now. @majorityreport.bsky.social @comedycentral.bsky.social
youtu.be/3hm5tN93bbU