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“Mort” on “Bob’s Burgers.” Podcast: Thought Spiral (with JElvisWeinstein) Comedy Album: Hence the Humor.

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OUT TODAY: Hey... man… we’re all here on the side of the road, hitchhiking your way, just to bring you the conclusion of our epic conversation about The Grateful Dead Movie with Mike Lisk & @andykindler.bsky.social AKA The Dead Duo
Available by supporting the show at Patreon.com/revolutionspermovie

07.12.2025 16:21 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Kevin Hart co-hosting a FIFA event.

Kevin Hart co-hosting a FIFA event.

Fresh off his “sellout” appearance at the Saudi Comedy Festival, there’s literally nothing Kevin Hart won’t do for money.

05.12.2025 18:45 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1

As a delusional sadistic psychopath Trump doesn’t have the ability to care about murdering people at whim.

05.12.2025 18:15 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was done with Mickelson a very long time ago. He is a notorious a-hole, not to mention the fact that he is a guy who lost millions making dumb sports bets. His whimping (whoring and pimping) for the sociopathic MBS and his LIV league show how morally bankrupt Phil is.

05.12.2025 03:11 — 👍 510    🔁 33    💬 8    📌 0
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Why are the richest people the biggest heartless dicks to the people in desperate circumstances?

You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”

I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout

05.12.2025 03:09 — 👍 8768    🔁 1930    💬 1410    📌 228

And what about the small business owner? What of the teeny-tiny proprietor of a boat dealership, the lilliputian owner of a rug warehouse, the microscopic franchisee of several Smoothie Kings? What about them??

05.12.2025 06:12 — 👍 237    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 1
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Got a question for Thought Spiral #TestShow428? Leave it here and/or use the hashtag by 9am tomorrow (Fri).

04.12.2025 19:15 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0
2 coffee mate creamers side by side. One is French Vanilla. The other is the “original. “

2 coffee mate creamers side by side. One is French Vanilla. The other is the “original. “

I requested cream. In this coffee shop that’s the one on the left.

04.12.2025 18:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Thanking me for my contribution to Ilhan Omar.

Thanking me for my contribution to Ilhan Omar.

Now is the time to support @repilhan.bsky.social!

04.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 66    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0
Thanking me for my contribution to Ilhan Omar.

Thanking me for my contribution to Ilhan Omar.

Now is the time to support @repilhan.bsky.social!

04.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 66    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

Sorry you’re going through pain.

03.12.2025 02:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least Nixon pretended he wasn’t a dictator.

03.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 31    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

George Will: “Pete Hegseth seems to be a war criminal without a war.”

03.12.2025 00:45 — 👍 1228    🔁 244    💬 49    📌 10

Thank you Eiynah!

02.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thanks Christian. Do you always lol after insulting someone?

02.12.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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CYBER MONDAY ON CAMEO IS ENDING SOON!!!!!
v.cameo.com/e/A4K4T2Z3KYb

02.12.2025 01:22 — 👍 27    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

He’s a lousy human being.

02.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Graham Linehan is apparently writing sitcoms in the US with his new angry pals but I don’t know where he finds the time coz about twice a week he’s on some tv show or podcast doing his repetitive whine about how let down he is that all his old friends decided to be normal.

01.12.2025 22:10 — 👍 278    🔁 12    💬 16    📌 1

Cyber Monday will end at some point today. This is a Cameo emergency!

01.12.2025 23:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
20 % off my usual price for a Cameo.

20 % off my usual price for a Cameo.

This deal won’t be around on Two For Tuesday. Book now or wait till my “career” completely crashes.
v.cameo.com/e/gy4neX4DKYb

01.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Did it involve him not being able to stop his leg?

01.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I named my fists Captain and Tenille because I will, I will, I will, I will punch you with them.

01.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 51    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 3
20 % off my usual price for a Cameo.

20 % off my usual price for a Cameo.

This deal won’t be around on Two For Tuesday. Book now or wait till my “career” completely crashes.
v.cameo.com/e/gy4neX4DKYb

01.12.2025 19:21 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Just bought the film rights to “My Little Margie.” Watch this space.

01.12.2025 19:10 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You mean Black Monday?!!!

01.12.2025 08:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Owning a cyber truck says I’m a
soulless hate machine with bad taste. Hence the nondescript futuristic hearse.

01.12.2025 07:56 — 👍 47    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The fact that one person voted for him is unbelievable.

29.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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What he said: 💯 🎯

29.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 33878    🔁 7343    💬 1063    📌 349

Cyber trucks are for MAGA fascists and people who hate attractive cars.

29.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 62    🔁 4    💬 6    📌 0

Take that Joanne! Why don't you write another novel under a male pseudonym in a wildly ironic internal dichotomy about it! You bum!

28.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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