Colær

Colær

@coleblack.bsky.social

Lucky dual citizen. Armchair history geek, music nerd, hockey fan, cyclist and human. On a lake. In Italy.

1,388 Followers 701 Following 2,599 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 hour ago

No. Fuck all SUVs no matter what. I don’t care how rich or powerless you are. Only exception is a farm worker. Class them as such. Farm machinery. Signed a cyclist.

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1 hour ago

Life of a non seafood eater. Try it. I did and it tastes like a seafood dumpster smells. But it’s good for you. Try it again. Yup. Dumpster fish.

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3 hours ago
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State Department slashes fee to renounce US citizenship by 80% to $450 The State Department has slashed by about 80% the fee for Americans to formally renounce their U.S. citizenship.

Fucking tempting.

apnews.com/article/us-c...

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5 hours ago

I particularly didn’t like the Sunday slam of ugly dad bods in jockstraps in the discovery feed. Mark that shit NSFL.

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5 hours ago

She is still a fucking Fascist.

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6 hours ago

Two chops. Their genitals then the head.

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6 hours ago

That was a weird one.

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6 hours ago

We’re cooked. Microwaved for one.

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7 hours ago
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6 hours ago

Sausage Comment is the name of my new album.

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6 hours ago
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How to avoid a civil war, by the man who predicted Trump Across the west, popular misery and ‘elite overproduction’ are fuelling crisis, argues data-driven historian Peter Turchin. So what can we do to turn things around?

As 250 years of the USA approaches I suggest people read this man’s book.
He has predicted all the declines and economic shocks using a huge amount of historical data. His book End Times is a must read. It’s not going to end well for America.

www.theguardian.com/books/2023/j...

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13 hours ago

Mandy!

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1 day ago

When you ask a classical music head what do they like and:

Magic flute
Don Giovanni

Dude I don’t want the Pink Floyd of music. I want integrale.

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1 day ago

Post a photo of a legend.

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1 day ago

Schlong.

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1 day ago

When I walk into a pub bathroom and I don’t trip the automatic lights:

Stealth +10.

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1 day ago

Also I might want two or three pints on a good day and walk home not endangering anyone but my feet.

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1 day ago

When the train is rocking don’t come knocking.

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1 day ago

I sleep all night and I work all day.

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1 day ago

Otherwise nobody knows what the fuck they are doing.

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3 days ago

The Truth is somewhere.

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3 days ago

And they still can’t win a Stanley Cup.

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3 days ago

No.

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4 days ago

It’s like the Netherlands if the Calvinists actually liked fun instead of boring grey wet whatever.

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4 days ago
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway with the words `` we 're all counting on you '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway with the words `` we 're all counting on you '' .
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4 days ago

Slow news day I can see. I can still smell the plastic of the landline phone after a smoker used it. The 80’s sucked.

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4 days ago
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Small find in the local monastery while on the bike ride today.

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4 days ago

Surprising it’s so salty.

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4 days ago

This ain’t no fooling around.

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4 days ago

Shit goes in here and shit comes out here. Read the manual.

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